Call me doctor

That's right, bee-atches, I am a freakin' doctor now. 😏

Did my penis become larger?
No, it didn't. :'(

Did women started throwing themselves into my arms begging
for hanky panky?
No, they haven't. :'(

Did my bank account's balance added dozen zeros to the right?
No, not really. :'(

So, what's all the big fuss about, boyo? I don't know. To be honest,
I've been doing this for so long that I don't recall what was the goal.
All I know is that, from now on, I have the right to be addressed
as Doctor Seitse. And it feels good 😀

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PhD

Are you bowing to me now? I must ask, because, uh, I can't
see you, right? I just want to know, er, for science.

Originally posted by Seitse
Call me doctor

Right O old chap, got 'is number mate?

Originally posted by ChessPraxis
Right O old chap, got 'is number mate?

Sounded a bit like Dick Van Dyke in Mary Poppins mate.

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I can only imagine what you do to your doctor next .....................

Originally posted by Seitse
[b]That's right, bee-atches, I am a freakin' doctor now. 😏

Did my penis become larger?
No, it didn't. :'(

Did women started throwing themselves into my arms begging
for hanky panky?
No, they haven't. :'(

Did my bank account's balance added dozen zeros to the right?
No, not really. :'(

So, what's all the big fuss a ...[text shortened]... at, from now on, I have the right to be addressed
as Doctor Seitse. And it feels good 😀[/b]

Congratulations.

Where from, in what field, and can we see your publication(s) on line?

http://chronicle.com/article/Psst-Wanna-Buy-a-PhD-/24239

PS:

BS = Bull S...
MS = More S...
PhD = Piled higher and Deeper.

Originally posted by Sicilian Sausage
Sounded a bit like Dick Van Dyke in Mary Poppins mate.

I know an old man with a wooden leg named Smith.

Really? What's the name of his other leg?

Originally posted by ChessPraxis
I know an old man with a wooden leg named Smith.

Really? What's the name of his other leg?

Jones

Originally posted by ChessPraxis
I know an old man with a wooden leg named Smith.

Really? What's the name of his other leg?

Wesson

Originally posted by JS357
Congratulations.

Where from, in what field, and can we see your publication(s) on line?

http://chronicle.com/article/Psst-Wanna-Buy-a-PhD-/24239

PS:

BS = Bull S...
MS = More S...
PhD = Piled higher and Deeper.

I bought mine from the University of the Principality of Sealand
http://www.sealandgov.org/

It's in Gender Studies and Literature and the title of my bogus
dissertation is "Lesbian Undertones in the Literary Works of
Kim Jong Il". I got it written by a Bombay dude for just $ 500.

Woman goes to her doctor with various aches and pains, Doc tells her she is just getting old. Woman asks for a second opinion. "OK" says Doc. "You are ugly too"

Originally posted by Seitse
PhD

Congratulations!

If you got a PhD, then you must have figured out or described something that nobody knew before.

What exactly, in a brief sentence or two, is the essence of this new insight?

(He says unsarcastically...)