1. Standard memberSeitse
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    30 Oct '14 21:18
    Just accept it, ladies: you love it.
  2. Subscriberrookie54
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    30 Oct '14 21:20
    and here i was thinkin i was riding the razor's edge...

    dude, yer insane...
  3. Standard memberChessPraxis
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    30 Oct '14 21:21
    Originally posted by Seitse
    Just accept it, ladies: you love it.
    So now everyone knows. You're a midget, Jewish, Hispanic, construction worker looking for a Native American, a sailor and a cop.

    I got the cowboy covered. πŸ˜›
  4. Subscriberhakima
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    30 Oct '14 21:27
    Originally posted by ChessPraxis


    I got the cowboy covered. πŸ˜›
    I thought that was MY job. ;-)
  5. Standard memberwolfgang59
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    30 Oct '14 22:55
    Here Kitty, Kitty!
  6. Standard memberChessPraxis
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    30 Oct '14 22:58
    Originally posted by hakima
    I thought that was MY job. ;-)
    A man and his wife were being intimate when she had to pee. He ran after her and said "Don't sit down I just varnished the seat!" She was stuck. They called 911 and the whole fire department arrived. She said "Cover me up with something please?" So her husband got her a tee shirt and a cowboy hat for her lap.

    The firemen were walking around the bathroom taking measurements and finally the chief came to the husband and said, "We can save your wife, but the cowboy's a goner."
  7. Subscriberrookie54
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    31 Oct '14 00:39
    Originally posted by ChessPraxis
    A man and his wife were being intimate when she had to pee. He ran after her and said "Don't sit down I just varnished the seat!" She was stuck. They called 911 and the whole fire department arrived. She said "Cover me up with something please?" So her husband got her a tee shirt and a cowboy hat for her lap.

    The firemen were walking around th ...[text shortened]... e chief came to the husband and said, "We can save your wife, but the cowboy's a goner."
    YEEEHAAA!!!
  8. Standard memberHandyAndy
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    31 Oct '14 02:16
    Originally posted by rookie54
    YEEEHAAA!!!
    And your horse too!
  9. Standard memberSeitse
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    31 Oct '14 13:05
    Originally posted by rookie54
    and here i was thinkin i was riding the razor's edge...

    dude, yer insane...
    Thank you πŸ™‚
  10. Standard memberSeitse
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    31 Oct '14 13:06
    Originally posted by ChessPraxis
    I got the cowboy covered. πŸ˜›
    I'm counting on it!
  11. Subscribermoonbus
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    01 Nov '14 21:03
    Originally posted by Seitse
    Just accept it, ladies: you love it.
    http://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-29823870
  12. Standard memberSeitse
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    01 Nov '14 21:58
    Originally posted by moonbus
    http://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-29823870
    http://www.funnyordie.com/articles/ebf5e34fc8/10-hours-of-walking-in-nyc-as-a-man
  13. Standard memberGrampy Bobby
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    01 Nov '14 22:43
    Originally posted by Seitse
    Just accept it, ladies: you love it.
    According to Matt Damon's character in the delightful movie "We Bought a Zoo"
    a man has only twenty seconds to gain the durable attention of a woman.
  14. Standard memberwolfgang59
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    02 Nov '14 10:25
    Originally posted by Grampy Bobby
    According to Matt Damon's character in the delightful movie "We Bought a Zoo"
    a man has only twenty seconds to gain the durable attention of a woman.
    You're out then.
  15. Subscriberrookie54
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    02 Nov '14 17:001 edit
    Originally posted by Grampy Bobby
    According to Matt Damon's character in the delightful movie "We Bought a Zoo"
    a man has only twenty seconds to gain the durable attention of a woman.
    chant this mantra for thirty minutes every day in which you anticipate dealing with ANYONE who has any critical thinking skills...

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