Chelsea :ELP Chump-ions

watching them play is mind numbingly boring.

And Mourinho is gay. And he gets showers with all the players after every match. And they all enjoy it.

Nothing wrong with being gay, of course. I know a few gays, actually, and I have never physically attacked them. Just to be clear.

Originally posted by Seitse
And Mourinho is gay. And he gets showers with all the players after every match. And they all enjoy it.

Nothing wrong with being gay, of course. I know a few gays, actually, and I have never physically attacked them. Just to be clear.

they reckon that 99.9% of their fans are Gay, well you wouild need to be doing someone...sorry thing, while the player bore the pants of each other.

Originally posted by redbadger
they reckon that 99.9% of their fans are Gay, well you wouild need to be doing someone...sorry thing, while the player bore the pants of each other.

Instead of Xanax, they are prescribed lubricant.

Originally posted by Seitse
Instead of Xanax, they are prescribed lubricant.

LOL he shoots he scores

Originally posted by redbadger
LOL he shoots he scores

gives a whole new meaning to the commentators referring to a target man

Originally posted by Seitse
gives a whole new meaning to the commentators referring to a target man

and I thought "the big man at the back" was describing the centre-half ...

Originally posted by Seitse
And Mourinho is gay. And he gets showers with all the players after every match. And they all enjoy it.

Nothing wrong with being gay, of course. I know a few gays, actually, and I have never physically attacked them. Just to be clear.

The players get nervous when Mourinho tells them he is thinking of pulling them off at half time ......

Originally posted by wolfgang59
The players get nervous when Mourinho tells them he is thinking of pulling them off at half time ......

or playing with their balls in the shower

Originally posted by redbadger
watching them play is mind numbingly boring.

It is a strategy to bore out your opponent. It is also done in chess.

Originally posted by redbadger
watching them play is mind numbingly boring.

with the start in the new season there is some excitement?

Originally posted by Ponderable
with the start in the new season there is some excitement?

Nah, they're even more boring and gay than last season.

The medical association is currently searching for a disease to
get its name changed into Chelseaitis.