It's 1:24 a.m., it's cold and dark as my chances of survival. I am in the forest right at the border between Finland and Russia, close to the crossing of Rajatie, between Nuijamaan Kirkko and Äikkäänniemi. Look it up!
At the other side of the fence I can see Putin, the dictator of Russia, shaking the hands of the border patrol agents he came to visit in one of his usual tours throughout the country's neuralgic security zones. The area is full of people, reporters and strangers passing by alike, yet I can manage to see him clearly. Since I came here hunting, I have my Barrett M82A1 rifle with me.
I can take a clean shot from me.
What do?
Vote! Whichever gets the more votes by the time he starts to withdraw from the area, that's what I will do.
If you're out hunting, and you shoot Putin, you'd have to field dress him. That might prove difficult. Better shoot some game FAR away from your present location. 🙂
Originally posted by ChessPraxis If you're out hunting, and you shoot Putin, you'd have to field dress him. That might prove difficult. Better shoot some game FAR away from your present location. 🙂
True cowboy advice. 😛
Nah what ya wanna do is have Dick (Cheney) go hunting with Putin...end of story.
Just to report that, perhaps due to the fact that I forgot my eyeglasses at home, I mixed Putin's head for a drunken Russian with a watermelon on his head.
The watermelon looks very good though, and it is quite expensive in supermarkets nowadays. So, I may still be interested in this operation, though with a small twist in aims and methods.
The drunken man has fallen and he is snoring. Still with the watermelon on his head. Will report back.
It's 1:24 a.m., it's cold and dark as my chances of survival. I am in the forest right at the border between Finland and Russia, close to the crossing of Rajatie, between Nuijamaan Kirkko and Äikkäänniemi. Look it up!
At the other side of the fence I can see Putin, the dictator of Russia, shaking the hands of the bor ...[text shortened]... more votes by the time he starts to withdraw from the area, that's what I will do.
HURRY UP!
Don't do it! He will catch the bullet in his teeth and strangle you with the barrel of your own rifle!
Originally posted by Seitse **********
[b]NEWSFLASH **********
Just to report that, perhaps due to the fact that I forgot my eyeglasses at home, I mixed Putin's head for a drunken Russian with a watermelon on his head.
The watermelon looks very good though, and it is quite expensive in supermarkets nowadays. So, I may still be interested in this operation, though with ...[text shortened]... unken man has fallen and he is snoring. Still with the watermelon on his head. Will report back.[/b]
Inject vodka into it
The watermelon, not the drunk...tho he might appreciate it too
It's all quite confusing. Indeed, it was a drunken Russian with a
watermelon on his head, yet the Russian in question was, by all
means, Mr. Putin.
We shared a drink, spoke about watermelons, and when said
goodbyes. Once I did my way back, I noticed the he had stolen
my bullets and his army had invaded my home.
Flash report from conflict zone!
29 Aug '14 22:34
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