God

if their really is a god he must be wetting himself laughing at the mess we have made of this world.

Originally posted by redbadger
if their really is a god he must be wetting himself laughing at the mess we have made of this world.

That's why the weather is so bad.....

Originally posted by redbadger
if their really is a god he must be wetting himself laughing at the mess we have made of this world.

If there was a God what makes you think He thinks it's funny?

Originally posted by josephw
If there was a God what makes you think He thinks it's funny?

God's followers always seem to attribute the best of intentions to him. But how would we know? He's so much more knowledgeable and powerful that he could easily fool us, if he had malevolent tendencies.

Originally posted by josephw
If there was a God what makes you think He thinks it's funny?

and why not why no sense of humour.lets face it we have screwed it up bigtime if it was me I would be peeing myself.

Originally posted by redbadger
and why not why no sense of humour.lets face it we have screwed it up bigtime if it was me I would be peeing myself.

You think it's funny when people die?

Originally posted by josephw
You think it's funny when people die?

God does.

Originally posted by redbadger
if their really is a god he must be wetting himself laughing at the mess we have made of this world.

I doubt that, crying is more than likely.
Kelly

Originally posted by redbadger
if their really is a god he must be wetting himself laughing at the mess we have made of this world.

When Jesus comes as Lord of Lords and King of Kings, it is you my friend, who will be wetting yourself.

Originally posted by checkbaiter
When Jesus comes as Lord of Lords and King of Kings, it is you my friend, who will be wetting yourself.

And when Mohammed shows up instead - it will be you.

Originally posted by twhitehead
And when Mohammed shows up instead - it will be you.

and when the Kraken wakes we are all tom ducked

Originally posted by twhitehead
And when Mohammed shows up instead - it will be you.

My God can beat up your god.

See what I did there? Mine's capitalized. Already, he sounds more important than your puny, wannabe 'god'.

Heck, since we're all making this stuff up, I think I'll go polytheist. And go ALL CAPS.

My GODS can beat up your god.

There. Pwnd.

Originally posted by BigDoggProblem
My God can beat up your god.

See what I did there? Mine's capitalized. Already, he sounds more important than your puny, wannabe 'god'.

Heck, since we're all making this stuff up, I think I'll go polytheist. And go ALL CAPS.

My GODS can beat up your god.

There. Pwnd.

My Pantheon can beat your pantheon!
My Pantheon has a Supreme God! He has a special name: LMGHT GD
(he doesn't use vowels ... makes him more mysterious)

All the lesser gods worship him - so he demoted them and called them
SAINTS and ANGELS (plus some other weird sht that I wont mention)

Now throughout history (all 557 years of it) mankind has screwed up. Last
time LMGHT GD decided to give us one last chance and impregnated a
woman who gave birth to a demigod who saved us all by being executed.
The End

Now that's what I call a Religion!

Originally posted by BigDoggProblem
God's followers always seem to attribute the best of intentions to him. But how would we know? He's so much more knowledgeable and powerful that he could easily fool us, if he had malevolent tendencies.

The Holy Bible informs us that it is Satan who has the malevolent tendencies. Satan is the liar and deceiver, not God. Jesus said, "I AM the way, the TRUTH, and the life."

Originally posted by BigDoggProblem
My God can beat up your god.

See what I did there? Mine's capitalized. Already, he sounds more important than your puny, wannabe 'god'.

Heck, since we're all making this stuff up, I think I'll go polytheist. And go ALL CAPS.

My GODS can beat up your god.

There. Pwnd.

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