1. Standard memberSeitse
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    19 Oct '14 10:49
    Seriously. Kill them!
  2. Standard memberHandyAndy
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    19 Oct '14 11:20
    Originally posted by Seitse
    Seriously. Kill them!
    Name names.
  3. Standard memberSeitse
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    19 Oct '14 11:33
    Originally posted by HandyAndy
    Name names.
    Just did.
  4. Standard memberHandyAndy
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    19 Oct '14 14:36
    Originally posted by Seitse
    Just did.
    Say what?
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    19 Oct '14 16:15
    Originally posted by HandyAndy
    Say what?
    Hipsters are a subculture of men and women typically in their 20's and 30's that value independent thinking, counter-culture, progressive politics, an appreciation of art and indie-rock, creativity, intelligence, and witty banter. The greatest concentrations of hipsters can be found living in the Williamsburg, Wicker Park, and Mission District neighborhoods of major cosmopolitan centers such as New York, Chicago, and San Francisco respectively. Although "hipsterism" is really a state of mind,it is also often intertwined with distinct fashion sensibilities. Hipsters reject the culturally-ignorant attitudes of mainstream consumers, and are often be seen wearing vintage and thrift store inspired fashions, tight-fitting jeans, old-school sneakers, and sometimes thick rimmed glasses. Both hipster men and women sport similar androgynous hair styles that include combinations of messy shag cuts and asymmetric side-swept bangs. Such styles are often associated with the work of creative stylists at urban salons, and are usually too "edgy" for the culturally-sheltered mainstream consumer. The "effortless cool" urban bohemian look of a hipster is exemplified in Urban Outfitters and American Apparel ads which cater towards the hipster demographic. Despite misconceptions based on their aesthetic tastes, hipsters tend to be well educated and often have liberal arts degrees, or degrees in maths and sciences, which also require certain creative analytical thinking abilities. Consequently many hipsters tend to have jobs in the music, art, and fashion industries. It is a myth that most hipsters are unemployed and live off of their parent's trust funds.
    Hipsters shun mainstream societal conventions that apply to dating preferences and traditional "rules" of physical attraction. It is part of the hipster central dogma not to be influenced by mainsream advertising and media, which tends to only promote ethnocentric ideals of beauty. The concepts of androgyny and feminism have influenced hipster culture, where hipster men are often as thin as the women they date. The muscular and athletic all-American male ideal is not seen as attractive by confident and culturally-empowered hipster women who instead view them as symbols of male oppression, sexism, and misogyny. Likewise, culturally-vapid sorority-type girls with fake blond hair, overly tanned skin, and "Britney Spears tube-tops" are not seen as attractive by cultured hipster males who instead see them as symbols of female insecurity, low self-esteem, and lack of cultural intelligence and independent thinking. Hipsters are also very racially open-minded, and the greatest number of interracial couples in any urban environment are typically found within the hipster subculture.
    Although hipsters are technically conformists within their own subculture, in comparison to the much larger mainstream mass, they are pioneers and leaders of the latest cultural trends and ideals. For example, the surge of jeans made to look old and worn (i.e. "distressed"😉, that have become prevalent at stores such as The Gap, American Eagle, Abercrombie and Fitch, and Hollister, were originally paraded by hipsters who shopped in thrift stores years before such clothing items were mass produced and sold to the mainstream consumer. The true irony here is that many of the detractors of hipster culture are in fact unknowingly following a path that hipsters have carved out years before them. This phenomena also applies to music as well, as many bands have become successful and known to mainstream audiences only because hipsters first found and listened to them as early-adopters of new culture. Once certain concepts of fashion and music have reached mainstream audiences, hipsters move on to something new and improved.
    Because of the rise of various online photo-blog and social networking sites, insights into urban hipster culture is reaching sheltered suburban audiences at an exponential rate. Cultural "norms" have been deconstructed by hipster culture as a whole. Hipsterism is often dismissed as just an image thing by some, but the culture as a whole is effecting changes in society, leading to feelings of insecurity and resentment in people who are no longer a part of the cultural ruling class. For example, a lot of anti-hipster sentiment evidently comes from culturally-clueless suburban frat boy types who feel that the more sensitive, intelligent, and culturally aware hipster ideal threatens their insecure sense of masculinity. Anti-hipster sentiment often comes from people who simply can't keep up with social change and are envious of those who can.
    A conversation outside a hipster bar in downtown NYC:

    Frat Boy #1: Dude, are you having any luck picking up chicks in there?

    Frat Boy #2: Man...I haven't experienced anything like this before. These chicks are totally rejecting me and going for all these hipster guys in tight pants and shaggy hair instead.

    Frat Boy #1: Maybe we should head back up to that bar in Murry Hill where you hooked up with that drunk b*tch from Alpha Sigma Phi last week?

    Frat Boy #2: Yeah...I don't think we have what it takes to compete with these guys in here. These hipster chicks won't even give us the time of the day!
    by Trey Parasuco November 22, 2007

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    2.

    Hipster
    Definitions are too mainstream.
    Hipster's can't be defined because then they'd fit in a category, and thus be too mainstream.
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    3.

    Hipster
    Someone who listens to bands you've never heard of, wears ironic tee-shirts, and believes they are better than you.
    "Julian is such a hipster!"
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    hipster
    A hipster is someone who is smart enough to talk about philosophy, music, politics, art, etc. with you all day long, but not smart enough to see how big of a tool s/he is. The only sure fire way to tell if someone you're talking to is, in fact, a hipster is to ask them "are you a hipster?". If they respond no, and turn their casette player back on, you can be sure you're dealing with a hipster.
    Person 1: I met this really smart girl with a goofy haircut, but I think she has asperger's.

    Person 2: She's probably just a hipster.
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    Hipster
    The term "hipster" is cross-applied from the 1930s Beatniks. The modern hipster is a composite of individuals with a certain bohemian life situation and lifestyle. He or she rejects "mainstream" culture and embraces and contributes to independent culture, and prides him/herself on this. The modern hipster image has been proliferated through the internet, publications such as Vice Magazine, and sightings in the music, fashion, and art world. The image of the hipster is constantly changing, but several aspects have stayed constant over time. Lives in a young, artsy neighborhood of a major city such as Wicker Park in Chicago, Greenwich Village in Manhattan, or Williamsburg in Brooklyn. Usually has some degree of monetary conformability, although sometimes only because of their parents, due to cost of living in these areas. Works (or wants to work) in music, art, or fashion. Has "elitist" music taste and listens to nu-rave (i.e. The Klaxons, Cut Copy, Hercules and Love Affair), minimalist techno, independent rap (i.e. Spank Rock, Talib Kweli, Aesop Rock), nerdcore (i.e. YT Cracker, MC Lars, MC Chris), Elephant 6 (i.e. of Montreal, Neutral Milk Hotel, Apples in Stereo), garage rock, and punk rock in addition to all manners of independent rock. Favorite band is very likely Bright Eyes, The Arcade Fire, The Arctic Monkeys, The Libertines, The Strokes, or something of that nature. Also watches independent and foreign films and reads independent books, magazines, and periodicals. Is a fan of modern art and may also be an amateur artist. Dresses in a progressive but retro fashion that is often changing. Popular items include leggings, mini-skirts, leg warmers, '60s dresses, headbands, chunky jewelry, and large shirts and sweaters for girls and skinny suits and ties, tight jeans and cords, t-shirts with ironic sayings and images, cardigans, plaid and buffalo check shirts, colorful hoodies, and tight windbreakers for guys. Both genders frequently wear dirty Vans and Converses, flamboyant Nikes, large plastic frame glasses, and neon wayfarer sunglasses and are sometimes pierced and tattooed. Shops at Urban Outfitters, American Apparel, and thrift stores. Likes to hang out at fashionable coffee shops, indie rock shows, and hipster dance clubs. Does food shopping at stores like Whole Foods and is often vegan or vegetarian. Eats chic ethnic food and prefers organic and Fair Trade fruits and vegetables. Favorite beer is Pabst Blue Ribbon. Takes up many causes and is often socially minded. Enjoys irony in all facets of life, from fashion (wears mismatching outfits and unpopular vintage clothing often emblazoned with ironic sayings) to sports (plays in dodgeball tournaments at McCarren Park Pool). May ride a fixed-gear bicycle or a hybrid car. Networks through Myspace, Facebook, and/or Twitter. Usually rejects the term "hipster" and argues if called one.
    Hipster: Hey, don't call me that!
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    hipster
    Referring to young people of around 18-30 years of age, who drink cheap beer (most often Pabst Blue Ribbon, on occasion Budwiser), smoke Parliaments, Lucky Strikes or hard to obtain foreign cigarettes (such as Gauloises) and take recreational drugs, coke being the most popular. Use a great deal of sarcasm, clai...
  6. Standard memberMammy Blue
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    19 Oct '14 16:21
    Originally posted by gareth cobb
    Hipsters are a subculture of men and women typically in their 20's and 30's that value independent thinking, counter-culture, progressive politics, an appreciation of art and indie-rock, creativity, intelligence, and witty banter. The greatest concentrations of hipsters can be found living in the Williamsburg, Wicker Park, and Mission District neighborho ...[text shortened]... ) and take recreational drugs, coke being the most popular. Use a great deal of sarcasm, clai...
    Whaaat??? 🙄
  7. SubscriberSuzianne
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    19 Oct '14 19:17
    I thought, man, this guy really knows a lot about hipsters until I realized it was from the Urban Dictionary.
  8. Standard memberAThousandYoung
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    19 Oct '14 19:23
    Hipsterism brings white people to the 'hood. I think that is fascinating.
  9. Standard memberChessPraxis
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    19 Oct '14 19:40
    Originally posted by Suzianne
    I thought, man, this guy really knows a lot about hipsters until I realized it was from the Urban Dictionary.
    I thought his copy and paste was hiccoughing. 😕
  10. Standard memberSeitse
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    19 Oct '14 21:34
    Originally posted by AThousandYoung
    Hipsterism brings white people to the 'hood. I think that is fascinating.
    No, it brings them closer to the guillotine.

    Just wait and see if the capital punishment bill I proposed
    passes the parliament.
  11. SubscriberPonderable
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    20 Oct '14 05:46
    Originally posted by Seitse
    No, it brings them closer to the guillotine.

    Just wait and see if the capital punishment bill I proposed
    passes the parliament.
    In what country would that be?
  12. Standard memberredbadger
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    20 Oct '14 11:53
    Originally posted by Seitse
    Seriously. Kill them!
    can you kill someone not seriously?.
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    20 Oct '14 13:48
    Originally posted by redbadger
    can you kill someone not seriously?.
    Maybe as a prank gone bad?
  14. Standard memberSeitse
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    20 Oct '14 14:33
    Originally posted by Ponderable
    In what country would that be?
    Oh, at the UN so it goes for everybody.
  15. Subscribersonhouse
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    20 Oct '14 15:28
    Originally posted by Suzianne
    I thought, man, this guy really knows a lot about hipsters until I realized it was from the Urban Dictionary.
    Which explains why it is single line format instead of paragraph format which is easier to read.
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