What the heck are you? Some stupid apple trees? Who let the zombies out of the coffins?

my man, err i mean my mouse, can you cheese eaters not dig da groove, we are
discoing our way to the top, knockin and rockin, like thunder and lightining, our love of
chess is frightening and we have the best lookin avatar on RHP (metalicas is really a
dude whose had a sex change and Wycombe al is all silicon implants), here mousy
mousy, come and get the cheese , meowwww, meowww

you is all cheese - mice always win - look at the awesome mice throughout history

Jerry
Mickey
Minnie
Mighty Mouse
Pixie and Dixie
Danger Mouse

all are the true greats

Your just wooden - watch out for the woodworm

looky here danger blouse, err, i mean mouse, your in Disney land if you think you can
take us, already IVV are feeling the heat of the beat, spinning starr are being rocked
to their socks, aint no mountain high enough to keep us from gittin you (btw you forgot
about Speedy Gonzalez and Roland rat!) I always loved it when Jerry got pawned by
Tom the bad ol putty cat!

i'm knocking on the wood trying to find a pulse....

LOL,

hickory dickory dock,
the mouse ran up the clock,
the clock struck one
the mouse fell down
hickory dickory knock (on wood baby)!

(great lyrics those)

My only real regret in life is that Bagpuss, that old fluffy cloth cat, didnt eat the mice
on the mice organ, instead he had to listen to them sing their little song, 'we will
mend it', yeah right, Git a real Cat Emily!

you fat cat you

you couldnt even catch a cold

lol, tell that to the farmers wife, she cut off your tails with a carving knife! such blind
mice!

I Just happen to belong to both Clans. But from experience a Mouse can eat through wood. Even 7 cats couldn't stop them from my house. So why don't we have a challenge.

Great Scott

great and illustrious Scott of that noble race borne from the heights of Sky and Iona, to
the Eastern North sea which faces Scandinavia, of Orkney and Shetland fame, we are
already feeding these pesky rats, eerr i mean danger mice to the putty cats! can you
here them squeaking?

Yep, but you bounced my challenge.

yes but it was for a reason, my players have been quite excellent in accepting every challenge I have asked of them and we are now loaded down, if you will reissue your challenge i shall look at it again although i dislike to leave challenges pending, we have come here to play, however if you do not mind a wait, send it on through - regards Robbie.

Or,

when you have cleared a few games - send me a challenge.

does knocking on wood make you blind robbie?

Half of your players have not even played a game for your clan; yet more of your truth bending storifying?