stellspalfie

happy birthday you southern shandy drinking ballet dancing twat

Originally posted by redbadger
happy birthday you southern shandy drinking ballydancing twat

Ballet...?

Originally posted by divegeester
Ballet...?

thank you

Originally posted by redbadger
happy birthday you southern shandy drinking ballet dancing twat

The answer is 7

Originally posted by Seitse
The answer is 7

38

Originally posted by redbadger
happy birthday you southern shandy drinking ballet dancing twat

dont make me laugh, i almost spat my pimms out. anywhooo, if you could engage that turgid lump of grey matter between your ears, and drag your hairy knuckled northern monkey hands off the ground and grip your favourite can of super strength, liver smashing beer. you may raise it above that confused looking, boss eyed, monobrowed, neaderthal skull of yours and take a sip in my honour........................................................you twat.

Originally posted by stellspalfie
dont make me laugh, i almost spat my pimms out. anywhooo, if you could engage that turgid lump of grey matter between your ears, and drag your hairy knuckled northern monkey hands off the ground and grip your favourite can of super strength, liver smashing beer. you may raise it above that confused looking, boss eyed, monobrowed, neaderthal skull urs and take a sip in my honour........................................................you twat.[/b]

Oooh the irony.

Originally posted by stellspalfie
dont make me laugh, i almost spat my pimms out. anywhooo, if you could engage that turgid lump of grey matter between your ears, and drag your hairy knuckled northern monkey hands off the ground and grip your favourite can of super strength, liver smashing beer. you may raise it above that confused looking, boss eyed, monobrowed, neaderthal skull of yours and take a sip in my honour........................................................you twat.

38 is it. Well many more and leave that knuckle dragging, limp wristed, northern excuse of a chess player alone...please.

Originally posted by Great Big Stees
38 is it. Well many more and leave that knuckle dragging, limp wristed, northern excuse of a chess player alone...please.

he's reaping what he sowed!!

Originally posted by stellspalfie
he's reaping what he sowed!!

I didn't know he was a seamstress.🙄😉

Originally posted by Great Big Stees
I didn't know he was a seamstress.🙄😉

no but his mam was and his gran, the cheeky 38 year old ponce xxxxxx

Originally posted by redbadger
no but his mam was and his gran, the cheeky 38 year old ponce xxxxxx

handy for you that she enjoys playing with tiny needles.............and by needles i really mean 'penis'.

Originally posted by stellspalfie
handy for you that she enjoys playing with tiny needles.............and by needles i really mean 'penis'.

a dead bird never falls out of the nest.

Originally posted by Seitse
The answer is 7

seems to hit the intellectual age if I red some of the posts here..

Anyway: Happy birthday (belated) and many happy returns.

Originally posted by Ponderable
seems to hit the intellectual age if I red some of the posts here..

Anyway: Happy birthday (belated) and many happy returns.

surely you are older than 7 ?