How to kill mice.

1 one gallon bucket
1 coat hanger
1 empty beer can
1 3" wide, 2' long piece of wood
2 tablespoons of peanut butter.
Wire cutters
Punch

Straighten coat hanger and cutto a length that will span from side to side of the bucket.

Pierce the can lengthwise so it spins freely on coat hanger wire.

Attach can on the wire across the top of the bucket(check that it spins freely)

Coat the can with peanut butter.

Quarter fill the bucket with water.

Set bucket in an mouse infested location with the wood plank positioned as a ramp.

Mice (and rats) love peanut butter and will climb the ramp, leap onto the can, spin off into the water and drown.

No poisons, no waiting, dead rodents.

PM me for my mouse Jambalya recipe. Save the fur pelts as you can make a fine pair of mouse slippers out of 30 medium sized mice. Mouse pelts are extraordinarily soft and comfortable.

Now all we need is a nice mullet to go with that new sport.

Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
1 one gallon bucket
1 coat hanger
1 empty beer can
1 3" wide, 2' long piece of wood
2 tablespoons of peanut butter.
Wire cutters
Punch

Straighten coat hanger and cutto a length that will span from side to side of the bucket.

Pierce the can lengthwise so it spins freely on coat hanger wire.

Attach can on the wire across the top of th ...[text shortened]... se slippers out of 30 medium sized mice. Mouse pelts are extraordinarily soft and comfortable.

I told them to use peanut butter, but the guys at the garage decided to hang ham.

Next I said, where's the dog?

Dog heard me, ran in and knocked the bucket all over some books stacked in the corner. Good news was the dog got ham.

P-

Originally posted by Seitse
Now all we need is a nice mullet to go with that new sport.

Catching mullet will require a net and you'll need a smoker to make them remotely palatable.

What would you use for bait if you were going to trap Mexicans?

Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
Catching mullet will require a net and you'll need a smoker to make them remotely palatable.

What would you use for bait if you were going to trap Mexicans?

About $2 an hour.

Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
What would you use for bait if you were going to trap Mexicans?

Mmmmhhh... a greencard?

Originally posted by Seitse
Mmmmhhh... a greencard?

Amex?

Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
1 one gallon bucket
1 coat hanger
1 empty beer can
1 3" wide, 2' long piece of wood
2 tablespoons of peanut butter.
Wire cutters
Punch

Straighten coat hanger and cutto a length that will span from side to side of the bucket.

Pierce the can lengthwise so it spins freely on coat hanger wire.

Attach can on the wire across the top of th ...[text shortened]... se slippers out of 30 medium sized mice. Mouse pelts are extraordinarily soft and comfortable.

I use the figure 4 trap in the spring to catch baby ground hogs.....and the neighbors cat.

YouTube

GRANNY.

Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
Catching mullet will require a net and you'll need a smoker to make them remotely palatable.

What would you use for bait if you were going to trap Mexicans?

Chicharrones?

Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
1 one gallon bucket
1 coat hanger
1 empty beer can
1 3" wide, 2' long piece of wood
2 tablespoons of peanut butter.
Wire cutters
Punch

Straighten coat hanger and cutto a length that will span from side to side of the bucket.

Pierce the can lengthwise so it spins freely on coat hanger wire.

Attach can on the wire across the top of th ...[text shortened]... se slippers out of 30 medium sized mice. Mouse pelts are extraordinarily soft and comfortable.

I might have to resort to this since the freaking mice just eat the peanut butter and do not set off the trap (well, two met their neck snapping end anyway).

Originally posted by Sunburnt
I might have to resort to this since the freaking mice just eat the peanut butter and do not set off the trap (well, two met their neck snapping end anyway).

reminds me of the old adage: the early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese

Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
1 one gallon bucket
1 coat hanger
1 empty beer can
1 3" wide, 2' long piece of wood
2 tablespoons of peanut butter.
Wire cutters
Punch

Straighten coat hanger and cutto a length that will span from side to side of the bucket.

Pierce the can lengthwise so it spins freely on coat hanger wire.

Attach can on the wire across the top of th ...[text shortened]... se slippers out of 30 medium sized mice. Mouse pelts are extraordinarily soft and comfortable.

when stitching ones slippers does one form them with the fur on the inside or out? *pleae say inside, please say inside, please say inside*

Originally posted by AThousandYoung
Chicharrones?

Hey, recently deep fried chicharrones, inside a freshly cooked corn tortilla, covered with green "tomatillo" sauce... it's glory, my friend, I rell you: GLORY.

Best "chicharrones" in the whole world are prepared in Michoacán.

I came here looking for fire! I feel cheated.

Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
1 one gallon bucket
1 coat hanger
1 empty beer can
1 3" wide, 2' long piece of wood
2 tablespoons of peanut butter.
Wire cutters
Punch

Straighten coat hanger and cutto a length that will span from side to side of the bucket.

Pierce the can lengthwise so it spins freely on coat hanger wire.

Attach can on the wire across the top of th ...[text shortened]... se slippers out of 30 medium sized mice. Mouse pelts are extraordinarily soft and comfortable.

When I was a kid our house was infested with mice. My uncle came to the house with his special rat poison which was cornmeal and cement. The mice would eat the mixture and of course eventually drink water. You know the rest.