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Winning the lottery! 
 Winning the lottery!
Wait for it...
Location : Kirk reads GB thread
Joined : 27 Mar '03
Moves : 13198
A guy comes home and asks his wife, "What would you do if I were to win the lottery"?

The wife looks at him and says, "I'd take half and leave your sorry ass".

The man says, "Great, I just won 12 bucks on a scratch ticket! Here's 6 bucks, hit the bricks"!

  
Location : tinyurl.com/yg4g2yx
Joined : 08 Oct '04
Moves : 16464
Originally posted by Phlabibit
A guy comes home and asks his wife, "What would you do if I were to win the lottery"?

The wife looks at him and says, "I'd take half and leave your sorry ass".

The man says, "Great, I just won 12 bucks on a scratch ticket! Here's 6 bucks, hit the bricks"!


I don't get it.

  
Pancho Villa
Location : Invading the U.S.
Joined : 01 Jan '06
Moves : 23117
Originally posted by Phlabibit
A guy comes home and asks his wife, "What would you do if I were to win the lottery"?

The wife looks at him and says, "I'd take half and leave your sorry ass".

The man says, "Great, I just won 12 bucks on a scratch ticket! Here's 6 bucks, hit the bricks"!


Is everything o.k. at home, dude?

  
Hug Machine
Location : Warm Embrace
Joined : 05 Jan '04
Moves : 43100
Originally posted by Phlabibit
A guy comes home and asks his wife, "What would you do if I were to win the lottery"?

The wife looks at him and says, "I'd take half and leave your sorry ass".

The man says, "Great, I just won 12 bucks on a scratch ticket! Here's 6 bucks, hit the bricks"!


Bravo.

  
Wait for it...
Location : Kirk reads GB thread
Joined : 27 Mar '03
Moves : 13198
Originally posted by catfoodtim
I don't get it.


Oh great, here come the "Inner Sanctum Clique-Beach" bullies to rough-up my thread.

Get a hobby!~

P-

  
Bananarama
Location : False berry
Joined : 14 Feb '04
Moves : 26886
Originally posted by Phlabibit
Oh great, here come the "Inner Sanctum Clique-Beach" bullies to rough-up my thread.

Get a hobby!~

P-


*chortle*

Don't listen to those ruffians, that was a small piece of 14k gold you just spit out...

*guffaw*

  
Hug Machine
Location : Warm Embrace
Joined : 05 Jan '04
Moves : 43100
Originally posted by Phlabibit
Oh great, here come the "Inner Sanctum Clique-Beach" bullies to rough-up my thread.

Get a hobby!~

P-


The British are chronic good-time-ruiners.

  
Balanced for lean
Location : ON IW's CASE
Joined : 19 Nov '03
Moves : 31297
Originally posted by darvlay
The British are chronic good-time-ruiners.


We just have a higher humour threshold.

  
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Location : Silenced!!!
Joined : 21 Aug '04
Moves : 42095
Originally posted by darvlay
The British are chronic good-time-ruiners.


The Republic of Ireland is no more part of Britain than Canada is part of the USA

Boing.

  
Hug Machine
Location : Warm Embrace
Joined : 05 Jan '04
Moves : 43100
Originally posted by jimslyp69
The Republic of Ireland is no more part of Britain than Canada is part of the USA

Boing.


CFT is from Leeds. Where is Leeds?

Boing.

  
Subscriber trev33 On Vacation
Joined : 10 Jan '08
Moves : 4412
Originally posted by darvlay
Where is Leeds?


just outside dublin?

  
King ...............
Location : Somewhere you're not
Joined : 04 Sep '04
Moves : 181932
Originally posted by catfoodtim
I don't get it.


That's OK, one day you will.

  
Joined : 14 Mar '04
Moves : 52556
Originally posted by catfoodtim
I don't get it.


You have to talk to your wife/girlfriend/boyfriend/goat. I'm sure if you explain your desires in a thoughtful/tactful way they'll allow, at least some petting, to start.

  
Joined : 16 Aug '05
Moves : 40030
Originally posted by Phlabibit
Oh great, here come the "Inner Sanctum Clique-Beach" bullies to rough-up my thread.

Get a hobby!~

P-


If you feel like that, join TSM!

What inner Sanctum?????

When you were in there, people like me were dirt to you, and you did the same.

Double standards is one definite thing I detest!

Go do one..... preferably not on your guitar strings, that's a complete waste! of strings......

  
Location : tinyurl.com/yg4g2yx
Joined : 08 Oct '04
Moves : 16464
Originally posted by Phlabibit
Oh great, here come the "Inner Sanctum Clique-Beach" bullies to rough-up my thread.

Get a hobby!~

P-


The order to kick your sandcastle went out in this morning's post...