Friend of a Cow Location : A pasture near YOU!~ Joined : 27 Mar '03 Moves : 14271 |  03 Nov '09 18:45 :: 2 recommendations A guy comes home and asks his wife, "What would you do if I were to win the lottery"?
The wife looks at him and says, "I'd take half and leave your sorry ass".
The man says, "Great, I just won 12 bucks on a scratch ticket! Here's 6 bucks, hit the bricks"! |
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Joined : 08 Oct '04 Moves : 17220 | 03 Nov '09 20:26 Originally posted by Phlabibit
A guy comes home and asks his wife, "What would you do if I were to win the lottery"?
The wife looks at him and says, "I'd take half and leave your sorry ass".
The man says, "Great, I just won 12 bucks on a scratch ticket! Here's 6 bucks, hit the bricks"! I don't get it. |
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Wut Would Phlab Do? Location : The Phlabdom Joined : 01 Jan '06 Moves : 23821 | 03 Nov '09 20:27 Originally posted by Phlabibit
A guy comes home and asks his wife, "What would you do if I were to win the lottery"?
The wife looks at him and says, "I'd take half and leave your sorry ass".
The man says, "Great, I just won 12 bucks on a scratch ticket! Here's 6 bucks, hit the bricks"! Is everything o.k. at home, dude? |
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Joined : 05 Jan '04 Moves : 44100 | 03 Nov '09 20:28 Originally posted by Phlabibit
A guy comes home and asks his wife, "What would you do if I were to win the lottery"?
The wife looks at him and says, "I'd take half and leave your sorry ass".
The man says, "Great, I just won 12 bucks on a scratch ticket! Here's 6 bucks, hit the bricks"! Bravo. |
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Friend of a Cow Location : A pasture near YOU!~ Joined : 27 Mar '03 Moves : 14271 | 03 Nov '09 20:31 Originally posted by catfoodtim
I don't get it. Oh great, here come the "Inner Sanctum Clique-Beach" bullies to rough-up my thread.
Get a hobby!~
P- |
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Bananarama Location : False berry Joined : 14 Feb '04 Moves : 28177 | 03 Nov '09 21:17 Originally posted by Phlabibit
Oh great, here come the "Inner Sanctum Clique-Beach" bullies to rough-up my thread.
Get a hobby!~
P- *chortle*
Don't listen to those ruffians, that was a small piece of 14k gold you just spit out...
*guffaw* |
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Joined : 05 Jan '04 Moves : 44100 | 03 Nov '09 21:51 Originally posted by Phlabibit
Oh great, here come the "Inner Sanctum Clique-Beach" bullies to rough-up my thread.
Get a hobby!~
P- The British are chronic good-time-ruiners. |
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Joined : 19 Nov '03 Moves : 31382 | 03 Nov '09 22:02 Originally posted by darvlay
The British are chronic good-time-ruiners. We just have a higher humour threshold. |
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Location : Silenced!!! Joined : 21 Aug '04 Moves : 43939 | 03 Nov '09 22:07 :: 1 edit Originally posted by darvlay
The British are chronic good-time-ruiners. The Republic of Ireland is no more part of Britain than Canada is part of the USA
Boing. |
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Joined : 05 Jan '04 Moves : 44100 | 04 Nov '09 12:05 Originally posted by jimslyp69
The Republic of Ireland is no more part of Britain than Canada is part of the USA
Boing. CFT is from Leeds. Where is Leeds?
Boing. |
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Joined : 10 Jan '08 Moves : 4921 | 04 Nov '09 12:08 Originally posted by darvlay
Where is Leeds?
just outside dublin? |
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Fishing Location : Somewhere you're not Joined : 04 Sep '04 Moves : 203972 | 04 Nov '09 13:29 Originally posted by catfoodtim
I don't get it. That's OK, one day you will. |
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Joined : 14 Mar '04 Moves : 56504 | 04 Nov '09 14:04 Originally posted by catfoodtim
I don't get it. You have to talk to your wife/girlfriend/boyfriend/goat. I'm sure if you explain your desires in a thoughtful/tactful way they'll allow, at least some petting, to start. |
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Superstring Location : within a quark. Joined : 16 Aug '05 Moves : 50509 | 04 Nov '09 14:12 Originally posted by Phlabibit
Oh great, here come the "Inner Sanctum Clique-Beach" bullies to rough-up my thread.
Get a hobby!~
P- If you feel like that, join TSM! 
What inner Sanctum????? 
When you were in there, people like me were dirt to you, and you did the same.
Double standards is one definite thing I detest!
Go do one..... preferably not on your guitar strings, that's a complete waste! of strings...... |
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Joined : 08 Oct '04 Moves : 17220 | 04 Nov '09 14:21 Originally posted by Phlabibit
Oh great, here come the "Inner Sanctum Clique-Beach" bullies to rough-up my thread.
Get a hobby!~
P- The order to kick your sandcastle went out in this morning's post... |
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