Problem Officer Location : Swerve & Prozac Joined : 10 Sep '05 Moves : 10101 |  05 Nov '09 13:15 :: 0 recommendations Originally posted by hopscotch
Jesus is on the internet? Does he use a Mac or a PC? when he saves, he'll probably prefer ctrl+s to apple+s. |
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noveling Location : in my garret Joined : 14 Dec '08 Moves : 13305 | 05 Nov '09 13:51 :: 1 recommendations Originally posted by hopscotch
Jesus is on the internet? Does he use a Mac or a PC? what i would like to know is whether Jesus gets spam about penis enlargement treatments, cheap viagra, fake rolex watches, and lonely Russian girls who 'want to become more acquaintance heading toward matrimony' with him and, if so, whether the people who send it to him all go to hell when they die. |
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<|> Location : 2009 Joined : 09 Jun '04 Moves : 39506 | 05 Nov '09 13:56 :: 0 recommendations Originally posted by Blackamp
what i would like to know is whether Jesus gets spam about penis enlargement treatments, cheap viagra, fake rolex watches, and lonely Russian girls who 'want to become more acquaintance heading toward matrimony' with him and, if so, whether the people who send it to him all go to hell when they die. Jesus doesn't use hotmail. |
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Joined : 14 Mar '04 Moves : 52556 | 05 Nov '09 14:01 :: 0 recommendations Originally posted by hopscotch
Jesus doesn't use hotmail. No gmail I think...well that's what's on his emails. |
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Jalapeņo Kitten Location : Fantasyland Joined : 08 Aug '03 Moves : 16970 | 05 Nov '09 14:02 :: 0 recommendations Originally posted by Sunburnt
Stop stalking Palynka. And me. How do you think I feel?
He only put me on the list to piss you two off. |
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<|> Location : 2009 Joined : 09 Jun '04 Moves : 39506 | 05 Nov '09 14:05 :: 2 recommendations Originally posted by Suzianne
How do you think I feel?
He only put me on the list to piss you two off. Please don't swear. Jesus is on the internet. |
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1 edit Joined : 14 Mar '04 Moves : 52556 | 05 Nov '09 14:10 :: 0 recommendations Originally posted by hopscotch
Please don't swear. Jesus is on the internet. And he doesn't swear. Come on I saw him the other day when his catcher called for a curve ball up and away and placed his glove down and inside. Now I don't read lips but you sure could tell that he wasn't saying " Where to friend". |
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Nihilist Meliorist Joined : 17 Jan '06 Moves : 3600 | 05 Nov '09 14:15 :: 0 recommendations How did this thread go from outing crybabies to Jesus bashing?
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Boston Lad Location : 1773 Tea Party Joined : 14 Jul '07 Moves : 12816 | 05 Nov '09 14:16 :: 0 recommendations Originally posted by Blackamp
what i would like to know is whether Jesus gets spam about penis enlargement treatments, cheap viagra, fake rolex watches, and lonely Russian girls who 'want to become more acquaintance heading toward matrimony' with him and, if so, whether the people who send it to him all go to hell when they die. Not one of your good days? Sure do hope you find those car keys.
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Location : in need of training. Joined : 15 Apr '06 Moves : 9628 | 05 Nov '09 14:17 :: 1 recommendations Q: How did this thread go from outing crybabies to Jesus bashing?
A: Easily.
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I've got big ballz 1 edit Location : HMPP Joined : 03 Aug '06 Moves : 24446 | 05 Nov '09 14:20 :: 0 recommendations Originally posted by Nordlys
You forgot Jesus. Ah, Noodles. Superb, Noodles. |
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Bananarama Location : False berry Joined : 14 Feb '04 Moves : 26886 | 05 Nov '09 14:34 :: 0 recommendations Originally posted by hopscotch
Please don't swear. Jesus is on the internet. Considering the number of people on the internet right now, pleasuring themselves to the most graven and craven of images, Jesus must cry non-stop. In fact, a single subscription to "www.horselovesmidget.org" alone could trigger another 40-day flood!
Jesus weeps...  |
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Bananarama Location : False berry Joined : 14 Feb '04 Moves : 26886 | 05 Nov '09 14:35 :: 0 recommendations Originally posted by Natsia
Q: How did this thread go from outing crybabies to Jesus bashing?
A: Easily. Rec'd  |
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noveling 3 edits Location : in my garret Joined : 14 Dec '08 Moves : 13305 | 05 Nov '09 14:45 :: 0 recommendations Originally posted by Grampy Bobby
Not one of your good days? Sure do hope you find those car keys.
....................... um.............................................ok. that's tangential, even by your hyperbolic standards.
EDIT: oh wait - is this one of your 'hidden message for the cognoscenti' things? |
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Jalapeņo Kitten Location : Fantasyland Joined : 08 Aug '03 Moves : 16970 | 05 Nov '09 14:50 :: 0 recommendations Originally posted by hopscotch
Please don't swear. Jesus is on the internet. You need to stop taunting me.
Seriously. |
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