If Theres Hell Below Location : We're All Gonna Go! Joined : 10 Sep '05 Moves : 10228 |  05 Nov '09 13:15 Originally posted by hopscotch
Jesus is on the internet? Does he use a Mac or a PC? when he saves, he'll probably prefer ctrl+s to apple+s. |
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Death Location : is no semi-colon Joined : 14 Dec '08 Moves : 20334 | 05 Nov '09 13:51 :: 1 recommendations Originally posted by hopscotch
Jesus is on the internet? Does he use a Mac or a PC? what i would like to know is whether Jesus gets spam about penis enlargement treatments, cheap viagra, fake rolex watches, and lonely Russian girls who 'want to become more acquaintance heading toward matrimony' with him and, if so, whether the people who send it to him all go to hell when they die. |
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Joined : 09 Jun '04 Moves : 39557 | 05 Nov '09 13:56 Originally posted by Blackamp
what i would like to know is whether Jesus gets spam about penis enlargement treatments, cheap viagra, fake rolex watches, and lonely Russian girls who 'want to become more acquaintance heading toward matrimony' with him and, if so, whether the people who send it to him all go to hell when they die. Jesus doesn't use hotmail. |
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Joined : 14 Mar '04 Moves : 56504 | 05 Nov '09 14:01 Originally posted by hopscotch
Jesus doesn't use hotmail. No gmail I think...well that's what's on his emails. |
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Jalapeņo Kitten Location : Paragon City Joined : 08 Aug '03 Moves : 18970 | 05 Nov '09 14:02 Originally posted by Sunburnt
Stop stalking Palynka. And me. How do you think I feel?
He only put me on the list to piss you two off. |
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Joined : 09 Jun '04 Moves : 39557 | 05 Nov '09 14:05 :: 2 recommendations Originally posted by Suzianne
How do you think I feel?
He only put me on the list to piss you two off. Please don't swear. Jesus is on the internet. |
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Joined : 14 Mar '04 Moves : 56504 | 05 Nov '09 14:10 :: 1 edit Originally posted by hopscotch
Please don't swear. Jesus is on the internet. And he doesn't swear. Come on I saw him the other day when his catcher called for a curve ball up and away and placed his glove down and inside. Now I don't read lips but you sure could tell that he wasn't saying " Where to friend". |
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gaga for hardware Location : Back in the USSR Joined : 17 Jan '06 Moves : 7091 | 05 Nov '09 14:15 How did this thread go from outing crybabies to Jesus bashing? |
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Boston Lad Location : 1773 Tea Party Joined : 14 Jul '07 Moves : 13366 | 05 Nov '09 14:16 Originally posted by Blackamp
what i would like to know is whether Jesus gets spam about penis enlargement treatments, cheap viagra, fake rolex watches, and lonely Russian girls who 'want to become more acquaintance heading toward matrimony' with him and, if so, whether the people who send it to him all go to hell when they die. Not one of your good days? Sure do hope you find those car keys.
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Lippy Brat Joined : 15 Apr '06 Moves : 9667 | 05 Nov '09 14:17 :: 1 recommendations Q: How did this thread go from outing crybabies to Jesus bashing?
A: Easily. |
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I wanna Location : smash your face in Joined : 03 Aug '06 Moves : 24738 | 05 Nov '09 14:20 :: 1 edit Originally posted by Nordlys
You forgot Jesus. Ah, Noodles. Superb, Noodles. |
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Bananarama Location : False berry Joined : 14 Feb '04 Moves : 28177 | 05 Nov '09 14:34 Originally posted by hopscotch
Please don't swear. Jesus is on the internet. Considering the number of people on the internet right now, pleasuring themselves to the most graven and craven of images, Jesus must cry non-stop. In fact, a single subscription to "www.horselovesmidget.org" alone could trigger another 40-day flood!
Jesus weeps...  |
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Bananarama Location : False berry Joined : 14 Feb '04 Moves : 28177 | 05 Nov '09 14:35 Originally posted by Natsia
Q: How did this thread go from outing crybabies to Jesus bashing?
A: Easily. Rec'd  |
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Death Location : is no semi-colon Joined : 14 Dec '08 Moves : 20334 | 05 Nov '09 14:45 :: 3 edits Originally posted by Grampy Bobby
Not one of your good days? Sure do hope you find those car keys.
....................... um.............................................ok. that's tangential, even by your hyperbolic standards.
EDIT: oh wait - is this one of your 'hidden message for the cognoscenti' things? |
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Jalapeņo Kitten Location : Paragon City Joined : 08 Aug '03 Moves : 18970 | 05 Nov '09 14:50 Originally posted by hopscotch
Please don't swear. Jesus is on the internet. You need to stop taunting me.
Seriously. |
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