1. Standard memberSeitse
    Doug Stanhope
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    04 Aug '14 22:15
    Wait a second. I just had an epiphany, guys.

    All these philosophies, methods, self-help mumbo jumbo, and stuff, they are all trying to tell me how to become another kind of person. Like, you know, a zen-like levitating superhuman who is in control of everything that can be in control, who squeezes his brain to the maximum, while keeping the emotions at a rightful balance.

    Now... why would I want to become something else? Seriously, I am the most perfect living thing on earth: a thinking, sentient, emotional, and creative animal with free will. Why. Change.That.

    If I feel like yelling, I do. If I feel like humping, I also do. If my heart desires to rest, I simply rest. And if I feel anger, I go and explode. Same goes for laughter and contemplation and philosophizing and drinking, etc.

    Seriously, people, just stop it with that stuff. Why do you want to be like a leaf in the wind or a floating whatever on the current of the river. Screw that. Eat and drink, for tomorrow we may be dead.
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    04 Aug '14 22:20
    Originally posted by Seitse
    Wait a second. I just had an epiphany, guys.

    All these philosophies, methods, self-help mumbo jumbo, and stuff, they are all trying to tell me [b]how
    to become another kind of person. Like, you know, a zen-like levitating superhuman who is in control of everything that can be in control, who squeezes his brain to the maximum, while keeping the e ...[text shortened]... ng whatever on the current of the river. Screw that. Eat and drink, for tomorrow we may be dead.[/b]
    "Before Enlightenment chop wood carry water, after Enlightenment, chop wood carry water."

    http://www.interluderetreat.com/meditate/chop.htm
  3. Standard memberSeitse
    Doug Stanhope
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    04 Aug '14 22:40
    My gosh, according to those hippies I was born enlightened. 😲
  4. Standard memberAThousandYoung
    or different places
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    04 Aug '14 23:231 edit
    You are Golem - a being of unformed material - uncultured. It is the Jewish way to change Golem to Adam - barbaric humanity to civilized humanity.
  5. Standard memberwolfgang59
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    04 Aug '14 23:441 edit
    Originally posted by Seitse
    Now... why would I want to become something else? Seriously,
    I am the most perfect living thing on earth: a thinking, sentient,
    emotional, and creative animal with free will. [b]Why. Change.That.
    Maybe you could learn to stop crapping in the sea?
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    Because I'm competitive.
  7. SubscriberDrewnogal
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  8. Standard memberSeitse
    Doug Stanhope
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    05 Aug '14 06:53
    Originally posted by AThousandYoung
    uncultured
    What is culture, anyway?
  9. Standard memberSeitse
    Doug Stanhope
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    05 Aug '14 06:53
    Originally posted by wolfgang59
    Maybe you could learn to stop crapping in the sea?
    Never!
  10. Standard memberSeitse
    Doug Stanhope
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    05 Aug '14 06:53
    Originally posted by Great Big Stees
    Because I'm competitive.
    Yeah, but, against whom are we competing?
  11. Standard memberSeitse
    Doug Stanhope
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    05 Aug '14 06:56
    The post that was quoted here has been removed
    1. Why i "good"? Do you mean: the advertising-force-fed conception of "good" under Western colonialist canons?

    2. I am not a product.

    3. Oh, you mean, consensual?
  12. hirsute rooster
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    05 Aug '14 12:54
    Originally posted by Seitse
    What is culture, anyway?
    Look in the fridge.
  13. Standard memberSeitse
    Doug Stanhope
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    05 Aug '14 18:04
    Originally posted by orangutan
    Look in the fridge.
    A severed head is not culture.
  14. In your face
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    05 Aug '14 21:46
    Originally posted by Seitse
    What is culture, anyway?
    bacteria?
  15. Standard memberSeitse
    Doug Stanhope
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    05 Aug '14 22:13
    Originally posted by Sicilian Sausage
    bacteria?
    Get out of here, Dawkins 😛
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