things which have always puzzled me

How is that a woman can unhook her bra behind her back, but a man can't undo it even when he's looking right at it??

Originally posted by moonbus
How is that a woman can unhook her bra behind her back, but a man can't undo it even when he's looking right at it??

Because bras are made for men to rip 'em off with their teeth.

Duh!

Originally posted by Seitse
Because bras are made for men to rip 'em off with their teeth.

Duh!

You're a dentist aren't you?

Originally posted by moonbus
How is that a woman can unhook her bra behind her back, but a man can't undo it even when he's looking right at it??

HA!!!
by the time i was 16 i could unhook that thing one-handed, drunk and stoned, in the dark, with a face-full of heaving lusciousness...

either hand...

Originally posted by rookie54
HA!!!
by the time i was 16 i could unhook that thing one-handed, drunk and stoned, in the dark, with a face-full of heaving lusciousness...

[b]either hand...[/b]

Hmmm ambidextrous are you. That must have come in handy when you were about 12-13 eh?

Originally posted by rookie54
HA!!!
by the time i was 16 i could unhook that thing one-handed, drunk and stoned, in the dark, with a face-full of heaving lusciousness...

[b]either hand...[/b]

If I could, I would have given you two thumbs up for this! 🙂

Originally posted by lolof
If I could, I would have given you two thumbs up for this! 🙂

Here I'll give him the other one for you.

Originally posted by Great Big Stees
Hmmm ambidextrous are you. That must have come in handy when you were about 12-13 eh?

Just think, if he had had two, er, members🙂

Originally posted by sonhouse
Just think, if he had had two, er, members🙂

He has a "club"?

Originally posted by moonbus
How is that a woman can unhook her bra behind her back, but a man can't undo it even when he's looking right at it??

Women have been trained to unhook their own bras behind their backs, one handed with their eyes closed and their clothing on... I could tell you how it's done, but it is classified information, I have taken an oath of blood, and if I told you, I would have to...well, you know... ;-)

We can also tie bows and knots in the back, looking over our shoulders..

Originally posted by hakima
Women have been trained to unhook their own bras behind their backs, one handed with their eyes closed and their clothing on... I could tell you how it's done, but it is classified information, I have taken an oath of blood, and if I told you, I would have to...well, you know... ;-)

We can also tie bows and knots in the back, looking over our shoulders..

We have been trained to do most things by ourselves...

Their god-given duty of making sandwiches while spreading
their legs to satisfy their rightful masters have given them
awesome abilities.

Originally posted by Seitse
Their god-given duty of making sandwiches while spreading
their legs to satisfy their rightful masters have given them
awesome abilities.

Well you know what is said about the master's house...

Originally posted by hakima
Well you know what is said about the master's house...

Enter are your own peril?

Originally posted by Great Big Stees
Enter are your own peril?

...one cannot burn it down, using his fire. I brought my own.