where did you meet your partner/lover

I met Mine in the Kirk watching a band called FREE she was plastered on Cherry B s oh happy days.

I met mine at her place of work.

Originally posted by redbadger
I met Mine in the Kirk watching a band called FREE she was plastered on Cherry B s oh happy days.

THE band called 'Free', Badge?? Paul Rogers, 'All Right Now' etc???

Originally posted by Great Big Stees
I met mine at her place of work.

Me too.

Never returned to that strip bar after that.

Originally posted by redbadger
I met Mine in the Kirk watching a band called FREE she was plastered on Cherry B s oh happy days.

I bought mine at a bizarre in Afghanistan.

Originally posted by robbie carrobie
bizarre

eing?

Originally posted by Seitse
eing?

I actually wanted the RPG's but my translation skills were poor so i ended up married. 😛

Originally posted by robbie carrobie
I bought mine at a bizarre in Afghanistan.

Man that had to have been a bizarre bazaar.

Originally posted by Great Big Stees
Man that had to have been a bizarre bazaar.

hehe it was 😀

Originally posted by robbie carrobie
hehe it was 😀

A-Z and everything in between eh?😀

i met my lady,
in a house of ill repute...
she was a customer,
and thought i looked cute...

i showed her my tricks,
and asked what she craved...
she handcuffed me quickly,
and called me her slave...

as i hung there, from the chandelier,
she spanked me with glee...
as my bottom glowed reddish,
i reminded her of the fee...

we danced for a while,
until our foreplay was done...
then she sadly announced,
that back home she must run...

i invited her to visit,
most any ole time...
and bring along her sister,
for it's not yet a crime...

anyways, that's my story,
and i swear that it's true...
and i KNOW that she loves me,
she's always in the queue...

This guy named "Mick" said:

"I met a gin soaked, bar-room queen in Memphis,
She tried to take me upstairs for a ride.
She had to heave me right across her shoulder
'Cause I just can't seem to drink you off my mind.

It's the honky tonk women
Gimme, gimme, gimme the honky tonk blues.

I laid a divorcee in New York City,
I had to put up some kind of a fight.
The lady then she covered me with roses,
She blew my nose and then she blew my mind.

It's the honky tonk women
Gimme, gimme, gimme the honky tonk blues."

@ school...

My Prince Charming
Came on an Italian RoRo/Container ship
Called “Repubblica di Amalfi”
To take me from Rio to Tilbury
He was a radio officer
Mauro by name
Marco by trade.

Our love lasted 24 days
Thanks to several port strikes
Along the way
Starting in Santos and then UK
I never saw him again
But he still lives in my den.
🙂