Disconnect your home security service

Here is what you do, you cancel your home security service and do the following.

1. Place an ISIS flag over your back porch.
2. Begin e-mailing people in Pakistan that you don't know.
3. If you are a female, where a Burka.
4. Tell all your friends you have converted to Islam.

You will have the RCMP, CISIS, FBI, CIA, MI5, MI6, and NSA watching your home 24/7. You will never feel safer, and you will save over $50 a month to boot!

Originally posted by whodey
Here is what you do, you cancel your home security service and do the following.

1. Place an ISIS flag over your back porch.
2. Begin e-mailing people in Pakistan that you don't know.
3. If you are a female, where a Burka.
4. Tell all your friends you have converted to Islam.

You will have the RCMP, CISIS, FBI, CIA, MI5, MI6, and NSA watching your home 24/7. You will never feel safer, and you will save over $50 a month to boot!

Maybe the CIA .. the others aren't that stupid.