List of Players That Play so Bad, They Should Cheat

That one dude at the bottom of the stats, rated 0
gimme a break, not even carrobie is that bad. 😕

Originally posted by ChessPraxis
That one dude at the bottom of the stats, rated 0
gimme a break, not even carrobie is that bad. 😕

1. coquette (indescribably awful. a random move generator would win 3 out of 4)

Originally posted by coquette
1. coquette (indescribably awful. a random move generator would win 3 out of 4)

nope, 1668 all time high hardly is a poor player.
Try harder at being unsuccessful there Sunshine.

Originally posted by ChessPraxis
That one dude at the bottom of the stats, rated 0
gimme a break, not even carrobie is that bad. 😕

As i recall in our last encounter you sued for peace because my Dagon was too much for your medieval chivalric efforts. I dedicated that game to the last living Dragon on earth, suzzianne err i mean the Loch Ness monster.

I was just giving you a hard time Rob, just like when we played. Good times. 🙂

w3/l0/d3 Gentlemen's draws if I remember like this.

http://www.timeforchess.com/annotation/annotationinteractive.php?annotationid=3982

Originally posted by ChessPraxis
I was just giving you a hard time Rob, just like when we played. Good times. 🙂

w3/l0/d3 Gentlemen's draws if I remember like this.

http://www.timeforchess.com/annotation/annotationinteractive.php?annotationid=3982

aye them were the days of knights and dragons! 😀

Originally posted by ChessPraxis
That one dude at the bottom of the stats, rated 0
gimme a break, not even carrobie is that bad. 😕

please remember that people with a rating of 700 or less are humans too...

Originally posted by robbie carrobie
As i recall in our last encounter you sued for peace because my Dagon was too much for your medieval chivalric efforts. I dedicated that game to the last living Dragon on earth, suzzianne err i mean the Loch Ness monster.

Shut up, pissant. 😠

Originally posted by Schlecter
please remember that people with a rating of 700 or less are humans too...

Not all of them; some are sock puppets.

Originally posted by robbie carrobie
As i recall in our last encounter you sued for peace because my Dagon was too much for your medieval chivalric efforts. I dedicated that game to the last living Dragon on earth, suzzianne err i mean the Loch Ness monster.

Tsk... Suzianne isn't the Loch Ness monster... after all, Suzianne actually exists. And is a Jalapeño Kitten, which, I have to presume, is closely related to the Vegetable Lamb of Tartary.

Originally posted by Shallow Blue
Tsk... Suzianne isn't the Loch Ness monster... after all, Suzianne actually exists. And is a Jalapeño Kitten, which, I have to presume, is closely related to the Vegetable Lamb of Tartary.

It's a play on words. I was once a proud member of the Jalapeño Donkeys clan, before they broke up, and it reminds me of those days long gone.

Originally posted by Suzianne
It's a play on words. I was once a proud member of the Jalapeño Donkeys clan, before they broke up, and it reminds me of those days long gone.

Yes donkey is more fitting for sure! hewhaw!

Originally posted by Suzianne
Shut up, pissant. 😠

They said the same thing to David Carradine and he was a Shaolin priest and a Kung Fu master! why are great ones always mocked by mediocrity?

Originally posted by Shallow Blue
Tsk... Suzianne isn't the Loch Ness monster... after all, Suzianne actually exists. And is a Jalapeño Kitten, which, I have to presume, is closely related to the Vegetable Lamb of Tartary.

Woa - next you'll be telling us there are no faeries and Bagpuss was also fictional! Ahhhh bagpuss, the saggy old cloth cat - but Emily loved him.

Originally posted by robbie carrobie
Yes donkey is more fitting for sure! hewhaw!

Shut up, pissant. 😠