Going into gay conversion therapy...

... any advice you'd be so kind to give me?

I have packed to bring with me the usual clothes, hygiene
products, my ABBA collection, and one giant plug.

A book perhaps?

'Avenger' by Frederick Forsyth - with a very masculine hero.

Thank you.

I was warned not to bring anything by Oscar Wilde.

Originally posted by Seitse
... any advice you'd be so kind to give me?

I have packed to bring with me the usual clothes, hygiene
products, my ABBA collection, and one giant plug.

What do the gays want to convert?

I wouldn't bother if I were you. Your closet is safe enough as it is.

I want to run for Congress in a Republican ticket.

So I must stop picking up boys at airport bathrooms.

Not going is out of the question.

Please focus, people. What should I pack before heading
to Ayatollah Khomeini's Gay Conversion Therapy Camp?

Originally posted by Seitse
I want to run for Congress in a Republican ticket.

So I must stop picking up boys at airport bathrooms.

Not going is out of the question.

Oh, in that case you don't need conversion therapy but diversion therapy. Just divert your predilection from airport boys to Congressional pages, and you'll be fine.

Originally posted by Seitse
I want to run for Congress in a Republican ticket.

So I must stop picking up boys at airport bathrooms.

Not going is out of the question.

Please focus, people. What should I pack before heading
to Ayatollah Khomeini's Gay Conversion Therapy Camp?

remember to take your but plug if you are going into politics you are bound to get shafted.

Originally posted by Seitse
I want to run for Congress in a Republican ticket.

So I must stop picking up boys at airport bathrooms.

Not going is out of the question.

Please focus, people. What should I pack before heading
to Ayatollah Khomeini's Gay Conversion Therapy Camp?

So this is the reason for Seitse's absence...

Originally posted by Seitse
... any advice you'd be so kind to give me?

Take something to bite down on.

Originally posted by divegeester
Take something to bite down on.

he could use your pillow, or have you already bitten through yours.

I hear they cut off the hands of thieves there. I wonder what part of your body they cut off if they catch you with boys in an airport restroom?

Maybe you should pack some disinfectant, just in case...

Originally posted by moonbus
I hear they cut off the hands of thieves there. I wonder what part of your body they cut off if they catch you with boys in an airport restroom?

Maybe you should pack some disinfectant, just in case...

I wouldn't believe a word this dude says. He could be a female pole dancer for all we know.

Originally posted by sonhouse
I wouldn't believe a word this dude says. He could be a female pole dancer for all we know.

Or a Polish female dancer.