Originally posted by vivify Poster makes a wish and and the next person grants it in a literal way. Then that person makes a wish for the next person to grant.
Ex: I wish I didn't have to go to work tomorrow.
^ Wish granted. You're now unemployed.
I Wish I was a football star.
^ Granted. You'll spend the rest of your days on a Dallas Cowboys helmet.
Got it?
I wish I had super powers.
Wish granted. You now have the super ability to differentiate between wines. (* Future note when consulting a genie, always specify what super power you would like).
Originally posted by Ghost of a Duke Wish granted. You now have the super ability to differentiate between wines. (* Future note when consulting a genie, always specify what super power you would like).
I wish for a night of quality sleep.
Wish granted. Bring a teddy the next time you drive at night.
Originally posted by Ghost of a Duke Wish granted. A shipment of Wensleydale on its way to you.
I wish my dog would stop scratching.
Wish granted, although dog's not happy about having been declawed.
I wish my internet was faster.
{what's wrong with NZ cheese? We choose it at the supermarket - although it has been brought to Australia to be sliced and packaged. Don't Kiwis eat sliced cheese?}
Originally posted by Kewpie Wish granted, although dog's not happy about having been declawed.
I wish my internet was faster.
{what's wrong with NZ cheese? We choose it at the supermarket - although it has been brought to Australia to be sliced and packaged. Don't Kiwis eat sliced cheese?}
Wish granted. Your internet bill has now tripled.
I wish I was little bit taller,
I wish I was a baller
I wish I had a girl who looked good
I would call her
I wish I had a rabbit in a hat with a bat
and a '64 Impala
Originally posted by Great King Rat Wish granted. Your internet bill has now tripled.
I wish I was little bit taller,
I wish I was a baller
I wish I had a girl who looked good
I would call her
I wish I had a rabbit in a hat with a bat
and a '64 Impala
Granted. You're now Kobe Bryant, who has all of these. Enjoy spending millions on your wife to keep her mind of that woman you cheated on her with.
Originally posted by vivify Granted. You're now Kobe Bryant, who has all of these. Enjoy spending millions on your wife to keep her mind of that woman you cheated on her with.