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Joined 14 Jul '07 Moves 43012 Advice You Would Give New Parents
1. Always kiss your children goodnight.
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Joined 28 Oct '05 Moves 34587 Rebuke people who touch your baby's face with their dirty fingers in a way that makes them never do it again.
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Joined 09 Jun '07 Moves 48793 Make a blue movie with your partner so that you can remember what sex is like.
Joined 28 Oct '05 Moves 34587 Originally posted by wolfgang59
Make a blue movie with your partner so that you can remember what sex is like. BLU E
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Joined 14 Jul '07 Moves 43012 6. Read a few sentences at a time to your newborn. Doing so will acquaint them with the sound and rhythm of language and enjoyment of books..
Joined 16 Feb '08 Moves 116715 Don't indoctrinate them with your own baggage of bias, bigotry and fear.
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Joined 14 Jul '07 Moves 43012 8. Schedule time for your own individual leisure activities by sharing the 24/7 duties of caring for your newborn.
Joined 28 Oct '05 Moves 34587 Don't put table salt on your baby's food.
Joined 10 May '07 Moves 10128 Don't spoil the fun by worrying too much.
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Joined 28 Oct '05 Moves 34587 The post that was quoted here has been removed But not
in front of the baby , right? Surely not. It might get revealed under hypnosis 50 years later.
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Joined 14 Jul '07 Moves 43012 12. If your musically inclined, sing soft lullabies to your newborn at bedtime.
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