1. Standard memberSeitse
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    09 Oct '15 14:01
    Originally posted by Great King Rat
    I confess to peeing in the shower.
    So? I crap in the shower.
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    09 Oct '15 15:01
    Originally posted by Seitse
    So? I crap in the shower.
    That must look like pretty vile play-doh as it passes through the holes of the shower drain.
  3. Standard memberSeitse
    Doug Stanhope
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    09 Oct '15 15:48
    Originally posted by Great King Rat
    That must look like pretty vile play-doh as it passes through the holes of the shower drain.
    Oh that's where the expertise comes in handy. Before squatting
    to dump the load, I remove the cover of the drain so the matter
    goes straight.

    I'm so smart.
  4. Mar-a-Lago
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    09 Oct '15 15:581 edit
    Originally posted by Seitse
    Oh that's where the expertise comes in handy. Before squatting
    to dump the load, I remove the cover of the drain so the matter
    goes straight.

    I'm so smart.
    May I respectfully request Ayatollah you instruct one of your servants to rescue your turds before they go down the drain.
    Tell her to dry them and varnish them.
    Then your disciples would be able to purchase small fragments of them and wear them as jewellery in your honour.
  5. Standard memberSeitse
    Doug Stanhope
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    09 Oct '15 16:491 edit
    Originally posted by Captain Strange
    May I respectfully request Ayatollah you instruct one of your servants to rescue your turds before they go down the drain.
    Tell her to dry them and varnish them.
    Then your disciples would be able to purchase small fragments of them and wear them as jewellery in your honour.
    I like the way you think.

    Ayatollah's Lacquered Turds™

    It sounds like solid gold.
  6. Mar-a-Lago
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    09 Oct '15 19:071 edit
    Originally posted by Seitse
    I like the way you think.

    Ayatollah's Lacquered Turds™

    It sounds like solid gold.
    Well I figured religious leaders have been selling sh## to the masses for thousands of years.
    We will do it literally and trouser a few quid.
    If everyone of your pilgrims spent 10 bucks we would soon be lying on a beach in Mauritius cracking lobster claws and quaffing champers.
    If the bill for chartering in a Boeing 787 Dreamliner with the Dallas cowboys cheerleaders on board is a bit steep all you got to do is take a dump.😀😀
  7. Subscribercoquette
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    09 Oct '15 19:551 edit
    Originally posted by BigDoggProblem
    Fun experiment: try only moving your pieces to the left (unless illegal) and see if your rating goes down any.
    I like the random move generator variation. You can easily locate a random number generator with your browser. Any one of them will do.

    You just let it pick your next piece first and then second let it determine where to move it.

    I confess that I have only been able to beat it one in three games.
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    09 Oct '15 20:18
    Originally posted by coquette
    I like the random move generator variation. You can easily locate a random number generator with your browser. Any one of them will do.

    You just let it pick your next piece first and then second let it determine where to move it.

    I confess that I have only been able to beat it one in three games.
    How interesting.
    Would you like to buy a turd ?
  9. Standard membermobster kitty
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    09 Oct '15 21:361 edit
    there is a sense of gentilty which i do not see, but seek.

    i raise the standard.

    meet me in the high horizon ?...if you have read a book or learned to speak well.

    if not, ignored.

    filth
    always existing
    on the street
    left by the animals
    dusted up by lowly people

    i had to make an edit, not knowing the correrct difference between their and there..

    sorry..i came from poverty...but i did not see the poverty...i saw truth.

    ...so i speak for that which rose me up...truth....
  10. Mar-a-Lago
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    09 Oct '15 22:13
    Originally posted by mister moggy
    there is a sense of gentilty which i do not see, but seek.

    i raise the standard.

    meet me in the high horizon ?...if you have read a book or learned to speak well.

    if not, ignored.

    filth
    always existing
    on the street
    left by the animals
    dusted up by lowly people

    i had to make an edit, not knowing the correrct difference between their a ...[text shortened]... i did not see the poverty...i saw truth.

    ...so i speak for that which rose me up...truth....
    How interesting.
    Would you like to buy a sacred turd.
  11. Standard membermobster kitty
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    09 Oct '15 22:26
    do not play chess with me.

    play those of yourself. they are many. they are many.
  12. Standard memberTwirly
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    10 Oct '15 04:45
    Originally posted by Captain Strange
    How interesting.
    Would you like to buy a sacred turd.
    Can I get free shipping on those turds?
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    10 Oct '15 12:51
    Originally posted by Twirly
    Can I get free shipping on those turds?
    For big orders you get a turd off.
  14. Subscribercoquette
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    11 Oct '15 15:52
    don't be turdy

    it's always best to arrive right on time
  15. Standard memberSeitse
    Doug Stanhope
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    11 Oct '15 15:55
    I can happily report that soon on IndieGoGo you will be able
    to find my pre-order campaign for the Ayatollah Lacquered Turds™

    For those ordering early, there is a special perk consisting of
    limited edition pieces including incrusted corn.
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