Originally posted by Seitse Oh that's where the expertise comes in handy. Before squatting
to dump the load, I remove the cover of the drain so the matter
goes straight.
I'm so smart.
May I respectfully request Ayatollah you instruct one of your servants to rescue your turds before they go down the drain.
Tell her to dry them and varnish them.
Then your disciples would be able to purchase small fragments of them and wear them as jewellery in your honour.
Originally posted by Captain Strange May I respectfully request Ayatollah you instruct one of your servants to rescue your turds before they go down the drain.
Tell her to dry them and varnish them.
Then your disciples would be able to purchase small fragments of them and wear them as jewellery in your honour.
Originally posted by Seitse I like the way you think.
Ayatollah's Lacquered Turds™
It sounds like solid gold.
Well I figured religious leaders have been selling sh## to the masses for thousands of years.
We will do it literally and trouser a few quid.
If everyone of your pilgrims spent 10 bucks we would soon be lying on a beach in Mauritius cracking lobster claws and quaffing champers.
If the bill for chartering in a Boeing 787 Dreamliner with the Dallas cowboys cheerleaders on board is a bit steep all you got to do is take a dump.😀😀
Originally posted by coquette I like the random move generator variation. You can easily locate a random number generator with your browser. Any one of them will do.
You just let it pick your next piece first and then second let it determine where to move it.
I confess that I have only been able to beat it one in three games.