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Originally posted by phil3000LOL nice one.
And stuck on your head
Always wondered why people call me Richard Cranium
Originally posted by phil3000Spanish fireman .......Jose ...and his brother Jos ..b
What do you call a Spaniard that has had his car stolen ?...Carlos
Spanish archer .....El bow
Originally posted by Ponderablei went for a job interview a while ago, i got asked "what is your main weakness"
Q: What is the difference between a recorder and a piano?
A: Piano burns longer...
Originally posted by roma45I went to a job interview it was for a handy man .
i went for a job interview a while ago, i got asked "what is your main weakness"
me..thats my honesty...
interviewer..ha ha honesty is not a weakness
me..i honestly dont give a feck what you think
Originally posted by FMFRepeat from page 17. Come now, try again.
A hotel guest in Taiwan comes down to reception to make a few requests about the room he has just checked in to.
"The mini bar is empty. I'd like it stocked."
"Very good, sir."
"I need help adjusting the air conditioning".
"Of course. We'll send our handyman up."
"Could I arrange it so that no calls are put through to the phone in the room?"
"R ...[text shortened]... ou are."
"And I'd like the porn disabled."
"All our porn is just regular porn, you creep!"