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Joined 02 Jan '06 Moves 12857 "The era of big government is now over"
- President Bill Clinton
Joined 02 Jan '06 Moves 12857 Quotes from Insurance Forms:
"The car in front hit the pedestrian, but he got up so I hit him again."
"In an attempt to kill a fly, I drove into a telephone pole."
"I was thrown from the car as it left the road. I was later found in a ditch by some stray cows."
"I started to slow down but the traffic was more stationary than I thought."
"I didn't think the speed limit applied after midnight."
"I pulled into a lay-by with smoke coming from under the bonnet. I realized the car was on fire so took my dog and smothered it with a blanket."
Joined 02 Jan '06 Moves 12857 "I've abandoned free market principles to save the free market system"
Bush 43
Joined 16 Feb '08 Moves 116705 Originally posted by whodey
"I've abandoned free market principles to save the free market system"
Bush 43 Everything GWB said was stupid and none of it is worth quoting.
western colorado
Joined 05 Feb '11 Moves 9664 "These aren't my pants."
Dallas man with meth in pocket
oLd ScHoOl
Joined 31 May '13 Moves 5577 "Everything GWB said was stupid and none of it is worth quoting."
- divegeester
Joined 14 Mar '04 Moves 175127 "We have learned that chemistry is not an exact science,"
-Mario Andrada
Joined 02 Jan '06 Moves 12857 I was offered sex with a 21 year old girl today. In exchange, I was supposed to advertise some kind of bathroom cleaner. Of course I declined, because I am a person with high moral standards and strong willpower. Just as strong as Ajax, the super strong bathroom cleaner. Now available with scented lemon or vanilla.
Joined 08 Mar '11 Moves 12351 Originally posted by whodey
Anything following those four words.
Joined 02 Jan '06 Moves 12857 Originally posted by vivify
Anything following those four words. ðŸ˜
Scoffer Mocker
Joined 27 Sep '06 Moves 9958 Everything I ever said. 😞
Joined 02 Jan '06 Moves 12857 Originally posted by josephw
Everything I ever said. 😞 Don't be so hard on yourself
Your problem is that you are not an enlightened secular humanist Hillary tool that is the source of all truthiness in the universe.
slatington, pa, usa
Joined 28 Dec '04 Moves 53223 Originally posted by whodey
Don't be so hard on yourself
Your problem is that you are not an enlightened secular humanist Hillary tool that is the source of all truthiness in the universe. Just for you I hope Hillary gets 8 years and then Chelsea for 8 years....
Isle of Misfit Toys
Joined 08 Aug '03 Moves 36609 Originally posted by whodey
I was offered sex with a 21 year old girl today. In exchange, I was supposed to advertise some kind of bathroom cleaner. Of course I declined, because I am a person with high moral standards and strong willpower. Just as strong as Ajax, the super strong bathroom cleaner. Now available with scented lemon or vanilla. Eh, what's 5 years between 'friends'?
Isle of Misfit Toys
Joined 08 Aug '03 Moves 36609 Originally posted by sonhouse
Just for you I hope Hillary gets 8 years and then Chelsea for 8 years.... I regret that I only have one thumb up to give this.
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