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  1. 24 Dec '12 17:54 / 1 edit
    Oh help me won't you help me,
    My head is in a spin.
    No matter what move I make,
    I cannot seem to win.

    many are above me,
    my position is so low.
    It seems to use an engine,
    is the only way to go.

    I try to play fair.
    I have nothing to aid my game.
    But no matter which move I make,
    the result is just the same.

    What measures can you take,
    are we forsaken and forlorn?
    Are machines destined to win,
    over flesh and blood that's born?

    What kind of administration,
    can stand over such disgrace?
    What kind of abomination,
    is next for us to face?

    Take a look at your top ten,
    are they not outrageous?
    If I was there I'd be a millionaire,
    gold credit card and famous.

    But I know that those who crow,
    will be ridiculed and spurned.
    For no action has been taken
    as all these years have turned.

    I'll knuckle down, I'll be here,
    for many another session.
    No alerts no complaints,
    just freedom of expression.
  2. 13 Jan '13 02:26
    Now that you have challenged me to a game, I may reward you with a win....fair and square.
  3. Subscriber coquette
    Already mated
    13 Jan '13 04:22
    Originally posted by johnnylongwoody
    Oh help me won't you help me,
    My head is in a spin.
    No matter what move I make,
    I cannot seem to win.

    many are above me,
    my position is so low.
    It seems to use an engine,
    is the only way to go.

    I try to play fair.
    I have nothing to aid my game.
    But no matter which move I make,
    the result is just the same.

    What measures can you take, ...[text shortened]... be here,
    for many another session.
    No alerts no complaints,
    just freedom of expression.
    it appears that you aren't a strong player.

    fix: make better moves
  4. 15 Jan '13 13:58
    Originally posted by coquette
    it appears that you aren't a strong player.

    fix: make better moves
    I absolutely agree with you Coquette.

    But then I never claimed to be a strong player.
    I do like the site though and communicating with people
    from all over the globe like yourself and others.

    The only engine I had was in Ford Fiesta. Had to sell it though
    because I lost my job due to the recession. It's hard to find another job.

    Writing fiction sounds like a good idea.

  5. Subscriber coquette
    Already mated
    17 Jan '13 04:18
    Originally posted by johnnylongwoody
    I absolutely agree with you Coquette.

    But then I never claimed to be a strong player.
    I do like the site though and communicating with people
    from all over the globe like yourself and others.

    The only engine I had was in Ford Fiesta. Had to sell it though
    because I lost my job due to the recession. It's hard to find another job.

    Writing fiction sounds like a good idea.

    good luck with the job hunt