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  1. 04 Sep '13 01:53
  2. 04 Sep '13 03:45
    Which game? The last game you finished you lost by timeout.
  3. 05 Sep '13 13:22 / 1 edit
    Originally posted by Thord
    How did you lose?
    Did you have too much booze?
    Did you have a snooze?
    Did you leave the game and go on a cruise?

    Was there a mighty shout?
    When you found out?
    Did you call him a lout?
    How did it come about?

    Did you ask for a rematch?
    From the man whose name you didn't catch?
    Maybe you're going through a bad patch?
    Try again and start from scratch.
  4. 05 Sep '13 13:38
    Originally posted by johnnylongwoody
    How did you lose?
    Did you have too much booze?
    Did you have a snooze?
    Did you leave the game and go on a cruise?

    Was there a mighty shout?
    When you found out?
    Did you call him a lout?
    How did it come about?

    Did you ask for a rematch?
    From the man whose name you didn't catch?
    Maybe you're going through a bad patch?
    Try again and start from scratch.
    Now those are words (in poetic style) that certainly give many possible reasons for the question asked. I await, patiently, for the OP's resopnse.
  5. Standard member sonhouse
    Fast and Curious
    05 Sep '13 21:48
    Originally posted by Great Big Stees
    Now those are words (in poetic style) that certainly give many possible reasons for the question asked. I await, patiently, for the OP's resopnse.
    You notice he did not say how did I lose. He said, how did I LOOSE.

    So at one point he must have been TIGHT.....
  6. 05 Sep '13 22:20
    Originally posted by sonhouse
    You notice he did not say how did I lose. He said, how did I LOOSE.

    So at one point he must have been TIGHT.....
    Well I put that down to English being his second language.

    Thor is a Scandanavian name isn't it???
  7. 07 Sep '13 03:08
    Originally posted by johnnylongwoody
    Well I put that down to English being his second language.

    Thor is a Scandanavian name isn't it???
    Or he has a lisp.
  8. 07 Sep '13 18:17
    Since the two biggest smartasses on the site showed up, I doubt the op will bother to reply.
  9. 08 Sep '13 01:41
    Originally posted by MontyMoose
    Since the two biggest smartasses on the site showed up, I doubt the op will bother to reply.
    Somebody woke up on the wrong side of the bed.
  10. 09 Sep '13 00:57
    Originally posted by Great Big Stees
    Somebody woke up on the wrong side of the bed.
    Even worse, I woke up on the beach wondering where my swimsuit went.
  11. 09 Sep '13 11:24
    Originally posted by MontyMoose
    Since the two biggest smartasses on the site showed up, I doubt the op will bother to reply.
  12. 09 Sep '13 12:45
    Originally posted by MontyMoose
    Even worse, I woke up on the beach wondering where my swimsuit went.
    Forgot it was a nudist beach did ya?