What happens if god gets drunk?

Originally posted by DeepThought
No, there's a paradox you've missed. God being God is invulnerable and therefore can withstand any amount of alcohol. However being God and omnipotent he can also produce wine of such incredible potency that one glass will render any who drink it insensible. So, if God cannot succeed in becoming drunk his omnipotence is compromised and if he can his i ...[text shortened]... ipotence) is compromised. Moderation doesn't resolve the paradox as it's possibility is enough.

Isn't that argument akin to making un-liftable rocks!? or making black white? or 1 equal to 5, or ...!?
If we start from the premise that an inability to do the impossible doesn't challenge omnipotence in the first place then I see no paradox.

Here are many paradoxes.
If God is all knowing he knows the future therefore he does not have free will as the future is pre ordained.
If he does not have free will he would not give us his creatures free will.
If he then punishes us for what we do he must be a monster.

Originally posted by RBHILL
And there was no Stain Glass back then.

There was coloured glass - but it was VERY expensive. Too expensive for god.

Originally posted by wolfgang59
There was coloured glass - but it was VERY expensive. Too expensive for god.

Most people volunteer the material for projects.

Originally posted by RBHILL
Most people volunteer the material for projects.

What?

Originally posted by wolfgang59
What?

People build free stainglasses windows at churches.

Originally posted by RBHILL
People build free stainglasses windows at churches.

I doubt that - and I was commenting on Roman glass - it was just for the rich. Very rich.

Originally posted by wolfgang59
I doubt that - and I was commenting on Roman glass - it was just for the rich. Very rich.

It's more blessed to give than to receive

Originally posted by RBHILL
It's more blessed to give than to receive

Yet all churches are very happy to receive!

Originally posted by wolfgang59
Yet all churches are very happy to receive!

That's how it should be!

Originally posted by RBHILL
That's how it should be!

The real word is not receive, it is hoard.