Hola, amigo! I am a Mexican stereotype of undetermined age.

I enjoy spicy food, fart a lot thanks to my diet of beans and tortillas, and take long siestas; but, hey, on the bright side of things, I am great with gardening -while I am not selling oranges in Californian boulevards.

Of course, I am Catholic, underschooled, and I came here to steal your jobs. In order to secure a green card I procreate dozens of anchor babies with my short, dark skinned, and black haired wife who happens to still wear the traditional costume of the village of her ancestors.

I dance very well because I am a real hombre, enjoy fiesta all the time, and I am in an eternal good mood, amigo; so, every time you feel like sympathizing with me, saying that you've been to Mexico for holidays and that you ate a jalapeño, I will respond with a sincere gracias and be your friend.

When I am not being a grande stereotype, I play chess in RHP and click the skulls if I get the chance of doing so.

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