I've decided not to leave the planet on a Klingon Bird-of-Prey, having overindulged in blood wine and not being in favour with the Klingon custom of head-butting. Instead I have thumbed a lift with a Vulcan Combat Cruiser and have brushed up on my attempts to live solely by logic.

Live long and prosper. 🖖

@great-big-stees said
After peeling potatoes, Edna told Ivan to eat.

Earwigs are terrifying.

@great-big-stees said
Since announcing Norman’s coming to Ichikikushikino, Owen’s now insisting no geisha.

Ghost's eating Irish stew (hearty appetite).

@moonbus said
You hippo-chondriac, you !

My bones are held together with gaffer tape.

@earl-of-trumps said
Your last engagement gave rambunctious, audacious laughter

Lamentably an ugly giraffe (head tall) experienced ridicule. 🙁

@divegeester said
Would you like to see the thread in point?

👎

@divegeester said
Feel free not to talk to me anytime you like.

You put me on “stoppage of talk” a few years ago, it was bliss frankly.

👍

@divegeester said
Exactly. So not viewing the sun through the colander.

Who said otherwise?

Which part of 'indirectly' did you not understand?

@divegeester said
The Arsene Wenger vision is strong with this one …

I never understand your football analogies.

Please only use squash.

I have an intermittent fear of tsunamis.

It comes in waves.

@divegeester said
What did I say that you found offensive… was it my taking the piss out of your post about using a colander to view the sun or the fact that you said you actually put a plastic bag over your eyes to shield you from the eclipse?

Not so sure about the bag thing, but viewing the eclipse through a colander is something science bods have recommended before. (You hold it above the ground with your back to the sun. You don't view the sun through the gaps in the colander). In essence, the colander projects many little suns onto the ground so you can see the transit of the moon safely.

@very-rusty said
G

God

God creator of all even the 'Ghost'. 🙂

-VR

G

Ghost was uncreated. (A bit like Tupperware stores).

@very-rusty said
F

Flatter

He flattered her but she completely ignored him.

-VR

G

Ghost invented the cordless drill.