@fmf said
I was chased by an angry goose once, just outside my house. A kangaroo or an adult chimpanzee would undoubtedly have been more scary, but that goose was scary enough, let me tell you.

a swan tried to drown my dog Georgie, but my smaller dog meg coulld swim among them with impunity.

@very-rusty said
I know I wouldn't last long without 'air'! 😉

-VR

you create your own you old windbag

@very-rusty said
Timothy Dalton....The new James Bond, will he be as good as the previous 2?

-VR

VR
Divegeester
trump

@divegeester said
1. TARDIS

2. Starship Enterprise NCC-1701

3. (JMC) Jupiter Mining Corporation ship: Red Dwarf

saddo

@metal-brain said
As good an explanation as any of the other posters so far. Kind of sad.

Why is the flu shot still being recommended if there is no flu? Maybe we should all take smallpox vaccines (sarcasm) as well.

I think critical thinking skills are endangered today. Almost nobody seems to have them.

I think the flu as transmogrified into covid 19/20/21/22/23 etc

@Metal-Brain I think it flu off.

Peter Green

Peter Green

Peter Green

@relentless-red said
No alcohol for me today as I want the maximum immune response to my COVID vaccination. So what do you recommend as a nice comfort food?

I am looking for sponsors for my 3 day february alcohol ban I wont be drinking on the 29th ,30th & 31st thank you.

@great-big-stees said
No, whipped cream and cinnamon.

your kinky

@instantkarma777 said
Rice pudding should be banned. 🤮

Very Rusty should be banned , rice pudding should be celebrated.

@ghost-of-a-duke said
With a dollop of jam?

or a hot crumpet lathered in butter

@ghost-of-a-duke said
Some people appear nice because they are.

I am nice but not as nice as rice pudding.

@divegeester said
We aren’t friends, why do you keep saying this. I think you are an angry nationalistic Irishman who is also a bit of a fool.

god and i thought Rusty was agobshite

@ponderable said
So divegester is correct in claiming that there is a certain envy about the announced opening plans.
However this is a specific envy not a general one to the tune of "Oh that we would live there."

Germans are more envious of New Zealand or Australia...by the way.

I personally am not envious of the British.

good for u sir u can see throgh Dives Bullshite

@divegeester said
Perhaps you should ask German residents. I’m sure Biffo Plonker will be around at some point to offer some glib europillic anti-British perspectives.

Anyway on another note, the uk has just purchased 30 million doses of the Johnson & Johnson vaccine; how’s the EU’s negotiation on that one working out?

Biffo plonker?a new name for Boris?