Dead Set

Zombies are the misanthrope's monster of choice. They represent fear and disgust of our fellow man. The anonymous animal masses. The dumb, shuffling crowd. Them - the public. They're awesomely stupid. They have an IQ of one. Proper zombies can't operate a door handle or climb a ladder. Toss one a Rubik's Cube and it'll bounce off his thick, moaning head. All they do is walk around aimlessly, pausing occasionally to eat survivors.

Pure Gold. 😀

Anything by Charlie Brooker gets my vote...

(search for him on the Guardian website to get his full archive of articles - a weekly TV review slot that seldom fails to have me in stitches and another weekly column on whatever takes his fancy).

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Originally posted by Palynka
Zombies are the misanthrope's monster of choice. They represent fear and disgust of our fellow man. The anonymous animal masses. The dumb, shuffling crowd. Them - the public. They're awesomely stupid. They have an IQ of one. Proper zombies can't operate a door handle or climb a ladder. Toss one a Rubik's Cube and it'll bounce off his thick, moaning head. ...[text shortened]... ey do is walk around aimlessly, pausing occasionally to eat survivors.

Pure Gold. 😀