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  1. Standard member Palynka
    Upward Spiral
    20 Oct '08 12:52
    Zombies are the misanthrope's monster of choice. They represent fear and disgust of our fellow man. The anonymous animal masses. The dumb, shuffling crowd. Them - the public. They're awesomely stupid. They have an IQ of one. Proper zombies can't operate a door handle or climb a ladder. Toss one a Rubik's Cube and it'll bounce off his thick, moaning head. All they do is walk around aimlessly, pausing occasionally to eat survivors.

    Pure Gold. 😀
  2. Standard member DrKF
    incipit parodia
    20 Oct '08 12:53
    Anything by Charlie Brooker gets my vote...

    (search for him on the Guardian website to get his full archive of articles - a weekly TV review slot that seldom fails to have me in stitches and another weekly column on whatever takes his fancy).
  3. 21 Oct '08 11:15
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    They'd fit right in. One of them probably would win. Let's face it, being killed and then having your brain removed can hardly bring a normal human being down to the level of Jade Goody.

    Richard
  4. Standard member rbmorris
    Vampyroteuthis
    28 Oct '08 16:28
    Originally posted by Palynka
    Zombies are the misanthrope's monster of choice. They represent fear and disgust of our fellow man. The anonymous animal masses. The dumb, shuffling crowd. Them - the public. They're awesomely stupid. They have an IQ of one. Proper zombies can't operate a door handle or climb a ladder. Toss one a Rubik's Cube and it'll bounce off his thick, moaning head. ...[text shortened]... ey do is walk around aimlessly, pausing occasionally to eat survivors.

    Pure Gold. 😀
    Ha! Excellent!