Gayest (yet good) mainstream song ever

The candidates are...

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Vote!

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Hint: if you don't know which one gets your vote, the experts
recommend that you play ever song, close your eyes, and try to picture
yourself:

(a) In full drags, dancing, or

(b) Sided by a muscular and mustachioed bear, or

(c) Caressing your Tom of Finland autographed book, or

(d) All of the above.

The song in which the above images push you into sporting a devilish
smile and mumbling "oh yeah, baby, that's right" is the one that
should get your vote.

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Yup, gay indeed, but I would call it "good good".

What about this one?

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Do you feel like going full drag sided by a beefcake?

Beefcake!!

Electric Six - "Gay Bar"

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(or anything else by Adam and the Ants for that matter)

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but this is the classic that all other gay songs can only aspire to

WINNAR!

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Does anybody have an extra tissue?

Be a man and clean with the lips like anybody else.

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I'm sure everyone remembers this classic

Blast from the past! 😵

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