Originally posted by Raven69 Finish the sentence in [b]50 words or less (not including the words I give you).
... and that is why I'll never visit Canada again.
You may either PM me your entry or post it here. Deadline is June 17, 2010. Non-sentences will be disqualified.
Only one sentence per person please, if you send/post more than one I'll take the ...[text shortened]... one unless otherwise specified by you.
The winner will have a chance to win a subscription![/b]
There was still the cocaine burn in my head when I woke up at the Montreal PD to the sweetest voice in the world, which belonged to an adorable teenage transvestite named Kitten who wiped crusted blood from my skull and cooed soothingly as I rolled my tongue through the gap that was my two front teeth, remembering flashes of the night like a perfect storm, the disco, a speed boat, the Asian prostitute sniffing coke off my ass, more memories came flooding back as I was brought to the plane like Hannibal and strapped in for the flight back to the Vatican, and I couldn't help thinking that my chances of becoming pope were dashed on the rocks of crack cocaine on a weekend bender of assumed anonymity or if maybe after 62 years the church wasn't for me after all and that is why I'll never visit Canada again.
Originally posted by cheshirecatstevens There was still the cocaine burn in my head when I woke up at the Montreal PD to the sweetest voice in the world, which belonged to an adorable teenage transvestite named Kitten who wiped crusted blood from my skull and cooed soothingly as I rolled my tongue through the gap that was my two front teeth, remembering flashes of the night like a perfe ...[text shortened]... er 62 years the church wasn't for me after all and that is why I'll never visit Canada again.
It's mildly amusing, but you exceeded the 50-word maximum.
June Sentence Comp
07 Jun '10 10:01
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