07 Mar '09 16:28>
A beautiful young maiden walks in the woods and hears a voice call out, "Help me!"
She looks around and then down to see a talking frog. The frog says, "Kiss me and I'll turn into a jazz musician."
She picks up the frog and puts it in her basket and starts back toward the market.
"Aren't you going to kiss me?" asked the frog?
"Nope," she said, "I can get a lot more for a talking frog than I can for a jazz musician."
She looks around and then down to see a talking frog. The frog says, "Kiss me and I'll turn into a jazz musician."
She picks up the frog and puts it in her basket and starts back toward the market.
"Aren't you going to kiss me?" asked the frog?
"Nope," she said, "I can get a lot more for a talking frog than I can for a jazz musician."