Sentence Competition

Originally posted by Raven69
How do you weep a bed?

I think he meant wet his bed.

Originally posted by joneschr
I think he meant wet his bed.

In that case, the p is a logical addition.

Originally posted by Nordlys
In that case, the p is a logical addition.

That "Depends".

Originally posted by Nordlys
Cry me a river, weep me a bed.

How did geography get into this🙂

Originally posted by Suzianne
Funny you should mention this. There are these devices called batteries, see...

Nah, you really need to use the device, batteries are just too small and slippery when wet. 😛

Originally posted by adramforall
Nah, you really need to use the device, batteries are just too small and slippery when wet. 😛

Yes, but only after inserting said batteries into said device. Then all is happy happy again.

Originally posted by Suzianne
Yes, but only after inserting said batteries into said device. Then all is happy happy again.

Given that the batteries have to be inserted, I take it we are no longer talking about an Amazon Kindle?

It was a dark and stormy night when I first tried entering this competition.

Originally posted by adam warlock
It was a dark and stormy night when I first tried entering this competition.

It was a dark and a stormy night and then it wasn't.

Originally posted by sonhouse
It was a dark and a stormy night and then it wasn't.

Sounds like the Hippy Dippy Weather Man's weather report! "Dark. Scattered light towards morning."

Is/was the deadline the dark and stormy last night or the dark and stormy midnight tonight?

Originally posted by pawnhandler
Sounds like the Hippy Dippy Weather Man's weather report! "Dark. Scattered light towards morning."

Or another hippy dippy report: This morning, partially cloudy and later partially sunny.

Originally posted by cheshirecatstevens
Is/was the deadline the dark and stormy last night or the dark and stormy midnight tonight?

Tonight....well actually 'twill be more like tomorrow morning, whenever I get around to posting these for voting.

Originally posted by duecer
It was a dark and stormy night ...when I was woken out of a fitful sleep by a huge crash. Racing to the window I looked out into utter blackness called night. Suddenly a flash of lightning turned back the darkness if only for a moment. What I saw in that moment will haunt my dreams forever.

I declare myself the winner😏😛

Originally posted by duecer
I declare myself the winner😏😛

That does not contain the opening words requirement!