The Awful Song Thread

pawnhandler

Culture

21 Mar 08

pawnhandler

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21 Mar 08

They're out there, no longer banished to be melted into bizarre ashtrays, thanks to the internet and the long memories of the fogies on the internet. So what songs would you put in the "awful" category?

I don't even know why someone spent the time typing these lyrics onto a web page http://tinyurl.com/39rpd2

http://youtube.com/watch?v=VHapMnqSeR8&feature=related

Seitse

Doug Stanhope

That's Why I Drink

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21 Mar 08

Enjoy this one, dude!

http://youtube.com/watch?v=gKdGi13oI-A

😀

dweezil

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21 Mar 08

That was evil, I don't know how I'm going to get that out of my head! To make it worse, I hear it as if William Shatner is "singing" it! 😠

adam warlock

Baby Gauss

Ceres

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21 Mar 08

www.youtube.com/watch?v=uF_YTSP6cvw

😏

Nordlys

The sky

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21 Mar 08

Nemesio

Ursulakantor

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21 Mar 08

Originally posted by Nordlys
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=15YZUXL_ULU

Wow. How musically destitute.

Nordlys

The sky

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21 Mar 08

Originally posted by Nemesio
Wow. How musically destitute.

Indeed. And sadly, it's lyrically just as destitute. But it was a big hit in Germany in the 80s... I guess there's a reason why I never got into the music my classmates listened to.

Seitse

Doug Stanhope

That's Why I Drink

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21 Mar 08

Originally posted by Nemesio
Wow. How musically destitute.

The best thing Germans have done ever since the surrender in WWII.

rbmorris

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21 Mar 08

Originally posted by pawnhandler
They're out there, no longer banished to be melted into bizarre ashtrays, thanks to the internet and the long memories of the fogies on the internet. So what songs would you put in the "awful" category?

I don't even know why someone spent the time typing these lyrics onto a web page http://tinyurl.com/39rpd2

http://youtube.com/watch?v=VHapMnqSeR8&feature=related

Hey, that's my DAD! 😠

rbmorris

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21 Mar 08

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Originally posted by Nordlys
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=15YZUXL_ULU

Trio r0cK'd!!!

More GOLD from mid-80's Germany:

Nordlys

The sky

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21 Mar 08

Originally posted by rbmorris
Trio r0cK'd!!!

More GOLD from mid-80's Germany:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9whehyybLqU

Argh!

rbmorris

Vampyroteuthis

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21 Mar 08

Originally posted by dweezil
That was evil, I don't know how I'm going to get that out of my head! To make it worse, I hear it as if William Shatner is "singing" it! 😠

You seriously dis'ing The SHAT!?!?

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rbmorris

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21 Mar 08

Originally posted by Nordlys
Argh!

ERFFFFFFFFF!!!

pawnhandler

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21 Mar 08

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Originally posted by Nordlys
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=15YZUXL_ULU

Wow, people paid money to go to these concerts, too! 😲

edit: ALL the ones mentioned so far!

epiphinehas

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22 Mar 08

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Originally posted by pawnhandler
They're out there, no longer banished to be melted into bizarre ashtrays, thanks to the internet and the long memories of the fogies on the internet. So what songs would you put in the "awful" category?

I don't even know why someone spent the time typing these lyrics onto a web page http://tinyurl.com/39rpd2

http://youtube.com/watch?v=VHapMnqSeR8&feature=related

"Plantman," by Gary Young. Probably one of the worst songs ever (of course, I do prefer it to 30 Seconds to Mars, which is something to consider).

http://video.aol.com/video-detail/plantman/3413414606

"My Pal Foot Foot," by the Shaggs. Also probably one of the worst songs ever (but again, I do prefer it to Maroon 5, which is something to consider).

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