Originally posted by sh76
Okay, I capitulated and went to see it. I know I'm going to offend some people, but here goes.
That was the best movie of the year????? Please. It was a semi-punishment sitting through that snooze-fest.
What was great about that movie?
What it the dialogue? What dialogue? The dialogue was completely uninspiring.
Was it suspense? No, we all knew how ...[text shortened]... screen most of the time. Here I kept hoping for it to get better and so I watched it.
Couldn't agree more.
Set during a time of strict politeness, when no one dared scoff at royalty's ineptness or incompetence. Instead, they (citizens of Great Britain) were expected to tough it out in awkward silence, pretending everything was fine (like those of us gullible enough to sit through this piece of crap) while their heir-apparent repeatedly stammered himself into stony silence.
Like those citizens, we were told by the glitterati how important, how significant this film was... and we went like lemmings to the sea. In striking fashion, this movie mirrors the scenarios it depicts: the royalty says listen, and so we do, even when the royalty can only manage to stutter its way through a meaningless speech.
Here's what they should have done instead. Take some artistic license and make K-k-king G-g-g-george a bed-wetter. Ala "James at 16," if Georgie can't stop wetting the bed, mean ol' Adolf is going to hang his pee-soaked bedsheets out the window of Buckingham Palace for the whole world to see. Freedom and democracy lie in the balance right alongside the question of George's humiliation or vindication.
Will George learn to hold his pee-pee through the night?
Will his long-suffering wife tire of waking every morning smelling like cabbage and old whiskey?
Will the pee therapist's grip falter?
I smell Oscar!