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  1. Standard member bill718
    Enigma
    24 May '11 19:21
    http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20110524/ap_on_re_us/us_apocalypse_saturday

    A new date is set! Get ready! It really will happen this time!!
  2. Donation rwingett
    Ming the Merciless
    24 May '11 20:47
    Originally posted by bill718
    http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20110524/ap_on_re_us/us_apocalypse_saturday

    A new date is set! Get ready! It really will happen this time!!
    Third time's the charm.
  3. 24 May '11 20:55
    Originally posted by rwingett
    Third time's the charm.
    He claims that the judgement did happen on Saturday, it's just that the end of the world would happen in October now.
  4. Subscriber Sleepyguy
    Reepy Rastardly Guy
    24 May '11 21:35
    Originally posted by PsychoPawn
    He claims that the judgement did happen on Saturday, it's just that the end of the world would happen in October now.
    How do I find out my judgement status? It could make a big difference in the way I live my life until October.
  5. 24 May '11 21:36
    Originally posted by Sleepyguy
    How do I find out my judgement status? It could make a big difference in the way I live my life until October.
    Did you murder all wiccans you have met?
  6. Subscriber Sleepyguy
    Reepy Rastardly Guy
    24 May '11 21:37
    Originally posted by KazetNagorra
    Did you murder all wiccans you have met?
    All? Um, no.
  7. 24 May '11 21:40
    Originally posted by Sleepyguy
    All? Um, no.
    Very naughty!
  8. Standard member sh76
    Civis Americanus Sum
    25 May '11 02:18
    Originally posted by KazetNagorra
    Did you murder all wiccans you have met?
    Not that it matters, but modern day wiccans are not Biblical witches.
  9. 25 May '11 03:18
    Originally posted by Sleepyguy
    How do I find out my judgement status? It could make a big difference in the way I live my life until October.
    You've already been judged so your fate is already sealed one way or another.

    This frees you so it doesn't matter what we do until October!! We can descend into chaos!!

    Hire hookers! Steal! Loot! Smoke some strange catnip and earl gray tea mixture!!

    Since you've already been judged, it doesn't matter.
  10. Standard member Soothfast
    0,1,1,2,3,5,8,13,21,
    25 May '11 03:50
    Originally posted by bill718
    http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20110524/ap_on_re_us/us_apocalypse_saturday

    A new date is set! Get ready! It really will happen this time!!
    I'll gladly put up the cash for the preacher's Kool-Aid.
  11. Standard member shavixmir
    Guppy poo
    25 May '11 05:30
    I really want to know what goes on in the minds of those who believed him.
    Do they lie to themselves to ease their feeling of stupidity?
    Are they disappointed? And if so, in him, in themselves or in the situation?
    Are they ashamed now?
  12. 25 May '11 10:22
    Originally posted by PsychoPawn
    You've already been judged so your fate is already sealed one way or another.

    This frees you so it doesn't matter what we do until October!! We can descend into chaos!!

    Hire hookers! Steal! Loot! Smoke some strange catnip and earl gray tea mixture!!

    Since you've already been judged, it doesn't matter.
    Perhaps the fact that as soon as judgement is pronounced you're rushing off to steal, loot and hire hookers is the outward and visible sign that you are a reprobate. Just ask John Calvin!

    I wouldn't want to be you come October!
  13. 25 May '11 10:25
    Originally posted by sh76
    Not that it matters, but modern day wiccans are not Biblical witches.
    How would you recognize a Biblical witch?
  14. 25 May '11 11:34
    Originally posted by Teinosuke
    Perhaps the fact that as soon as judgement is pronounced you're rushing off to steal, loot and hire hookers is the outward and visible sign that you are a reprobate. Just ask John Calvin!

    I wouldn't want to be you come October!
    I asked John Calvin and he didn't say much, in fact, he kinda just laid there. He didn't look too healthy. I took his silence to mean that he approved of my plans.

    I can't wait for the post-rapture party in October. It'll be better than the post-rapture party in May! Maybe we'll have one every 5 months?
  15. Standard member sh76
    Civis Americanus Sum
    25 May '11 11:57
    Originally posted by KazetNagorra
    How would you recognize a Biblical witch?
    You have to be a really old lady with wrinkled skin. It helps to have green skin, but white is okay too. You can't be taller than 5'-4" and you can't weigh more than 120 pounds. You also must wear a really long black cloak and a pointy black hat and must spend at least 20% of your waking life huddled over an enormous black bubbling cauldron. It also helps if you speak in 1500s poetry, but it's not mandatory.