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    http://greenerideal.com/science/1016-is-global-warming-to-blame-for-the-killer-earthquake-in-the-philippines/

    You heard it hear first! Global warming is causing earthquakes seen in places like Japan and South America, for which only the GOP is to blame.

    It works like this.

    1. GOP ignores/denies global warming.
    2. GOP drives SUV's, flies on planes, toots in the wind without even trying to hold it.
    3. Ice melts in the artic from GOP emissions while Dims ride bikes, walks, and live in caves or on the streets rather than using carbon heating materials.
    4. Weight shift in the oceans cause earthquakes.

    Our only hope is Hillary. Only she, and she alone, can stop earthquakes by raising taxes on carbon emissions.

    It works like this.

    1. DIms raise taxes on carbon emissions.
    2. People have less money to afford gas for their cars and natural gas to heat their homes.
    3. People have less money to have children, all of whom are part of the GOP conspiracy to destroy the planet via carbon emissions.
    4. People have less money to buy food that makes them toot.
    5. GOP opposes abortion and gay marriage, both of which are needed to be promoted to prevent people from having carbon emitting parasites.
    6. Once taxes go up, the planet then cools down, the seas quiet down, the lion lies down to rest with the lamb once again. Terrorists lay down the arms. All is well.

    In short, all the worlds problems can be solved through taxation. Shrug, KN was right.

    So the choice is yours really. Vote for Hillary or vote for planet chaos and the GOP.
  2. Germany
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    18 Apr '16 15:48
    Who do you think you are addressing with OPs like this, whodey?
  3. Standard membersh76
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    18 Apr '16 18:12
    Originally posted by whodey
    http://greenerideal.com/science/1016-is-global-warming-to-blame-for-the-killer-earthquake-in-the-philippines/

    You heard it hear first! Global warming is causing earthquakes seen in places like Japan and South America, for which only the GOP is to blame.

    It works like this.

    1. GOP ignores/denies global warming.
    2. GOP drives SUV's, flies on planes ...[text shortened]... right.

    So the choice is yours really. Vote for Hillary or vote for planet chaos and the GOP.
    Very eloquent, whodey. I'm convinced.







    (Don't ask me of what)
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    18 Apr '16 18:31
    Originally posted by sh76
    Very eloquent, whodey. I'm convinced.







    (Don't ask me of what)
    You don't have to know why you are voting Dim, just do it.

    Remember, the more you think the less apt you will be to vote for Hillary, which will then cause the end of the world.
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    18 Apr '16 18:35
    Earthquakes are not the only carnage that will destroy us, volcanos are also caused by global warming.

    http://time.com/3687893/volcanoes-climate-change/
  6. Germany
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    18 Apr '16 19:33
    Originally posted by sh76
    Very eloquent, whodey. I'm convinced.







    (Don't ask me of what)
    You're convinced that global warming liberals conservatives Muslims gays guns God Bible IRS Benghazi Marxists statists Clinton Trump Cruz freedom Constitution Founders abortion abortion abortion.
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    18 Apr '16 19:37
    Originally posted by KazetNagorra
    You're convinced that global warming liberals conservatives Muslims gays guns God Bible IRS Benghazi Marxists statists Clinton Trump Cruz freedom Constitution Founders abortion abortion abortion.
    Yes, all related to global warming which is caused by the GOP.
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    18 Apr '16 20:11
    Originally posted by whodey
    Yes, all related to global warming which is caused by the GOP.
    For the first time, its not Obama's fault!
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    18 Apr '16 22:461 edit
    Oklahoma's earthquakes are due to Republicans. It is state level Republicans, but Republicans all the same. Oil companies own this state. What causes the earthquakes is waste water injection.

    Arkansas stopped doing it cold turkey and within a year their earthquakes stopped. Oklahoma continues to cram large amounts of water into salt deposits and destabilizes the earth accordingly.
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    19 Apr '16 09:50
    Originally posted by twhitehead
    For the first time, its not Obama's fault!
    I have no idea what you are talking about. Everyone knows it's Bush's fault.

    Obama is just an innocent bystander learning about all this on the 6 o'clock evening news.
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    19 Apr '16 09:521 edit
    Originally posted by Eladar
    Oklahoma's earthquakes are due to Republicans. It is state level Republicans, but Republicans all the same. Oil companies own this state. What causes the earthquakes is waste water injection.

    Arkansas stopped doing it cold turkey and within a year their earthquakes stopped. Oklahoma continues to cram large amounts of water into salt deposits and destabilizes the earth accordingly.
    Oklahoma is a special case. God hates Oklahoma because of all the wall building conservatives that the Pope says are going to hell, hence the earthquakes.

    After all, God has been trying to destroy Oklahoma for years with tornados.
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    19 Apr '16 09:53
    Now if earthquakes and volcanos were not enough to be concerned about in regards to global warming, now I read that global warming is making us fat.

    https://www.yahoo.com/news/climate-change-may-turn-crops-junk-food-095728788.html

    Again, obesity in the US can be pinned directly to the tail of the GOP.

    Disgusting. Won't someone please tax us and put an end to this madness?
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    19 Apr '16 12:49
    Originally posted by whodey
    http://greenerideal.com/science/1016-is-global-warming-to-blame-for-the-killer-earthquake-in-the-philippines/

    You heard it hear first! Global warming is causing earthquakes seen in places like Japan and South America, for which only the GOP is to blame.

    It works like this.

    1. GOP ignores/denies global warming.
    2. GOP drives SUV's, flies on planes ...[text shortened]... right.

    So the choice is yours really. Vote for Hillary or vote for planet chaos and the GOP.
    Forget elections, we should just name her Queen right now. Then Chelsea will succeed her and all will be well. We won't even need God anymore! Bravo Whodey!
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    19 Apr '16 13:13
    Originally posted by checkbaiter
    Forget elections, we should just name her Queen right now. Then Chelsea will succeed her and all will be well. We won't even need God anymore! Bravo Whodey!
    God who?
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    19 Apr '16 20:31
    Originally posted by whodey
    God who?
    Exactly.
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