Originally posted by sh76
Oh, and for whodey: It's Obama's fault.
President Obama steps out onto the White House lawn in the dead of winter. Right in
front of him, on the White House lawn, he sees "The President Must Go" written
in urine across the snow.
Well, old Barak is pretty ticked off. He storms into his security staff's HQ, and
yells, "Somebody wrote a threat in the snow on the front damn lawn! And they
wrote it in urine! They had to be standing right on the porch when he
did it! Where were you guys?!" The security guys stay silent and stare ashamedly
at the floor. Barak hollers, "Well, don't just sit there! Get out and
find out who did it! I want an answer, and I want it tonight!" The
entire staff immediately jumps up and races for the exits.
Later that evening, his chief security officer approaches him and says, "Well
Mr. President, we have some bad news and we have some really bad news. Which do
you want first?"
Obama says, "Give me the bad news first."
The officer says, "Well, we took a sample of the urine and tested it. The
results just came back, and it was Hillary's urine."
Barak says, "I feel so... so... betrayed! My own Secretary of State!
Damn....Well, what's the really bad news?"
The officer replies, "Well sir, it's your wife's handwriting."