Iowa Caucus Tonight

Pundit time! Trump will:

A) Get a solid majority of votes;

B) Finish first with a plurality but not a majority;

C) Lose to Haley or DeSantis in a shocking upset.

My back of the envelope percentage probabilities for the above are:

A) 40%
B) 55%
C) 5%

And it's almost 100% that if B or C occur, Trump will complain that corrupt Iowa Republican leaders cheated him out of his actual landslide victory.

This is without a doubt the single most useless primary in U.S. history. If Trump dies of heart attack he'd still win the Republican nomination. If Trump lets off a .45 in Melania's mouth he'll still win.

I've never in my life seen a debate where most of the people running were too scared to attack the frontrunner. Vivek started every sentence with "Trump was great but..." Such epic ass-kissing from candidates only there to get more popular with Trump's base.

These dipsh¡ts don't realize how embarrassed they should be at getting their asses handed to them in the polls by someone who doesn't even show up to debate them.

The only thing to debate is whether Trump will win with 100 percent of the primary votes or 105 percent.

@no1marauder said
Pundit time! Trump will:

A) Get a solid majority of votes;

B) Finish first with a plurality but not a majority;

C) Lose to Haley or DeSantis in a shocking upset.

My back of the envelope percentage probabilities for the above are:

A) 40%
B) 55%
C) 5%

And it's almost 100% that if B or C occur, Trump will complain that corrupt Iowa Republican leaders cheated him out of his actual landslide victory.

@no1marauder said
Pundit time! Trump will:

A) Get a solid majority of votes;

B) Finish first with a plurality but not a majority;

C) Lose to Haley or DeSantis in a shocking upset.

My back of the envelope percentage probabilities for the above are:

A) 40%
B) 55%
C) 5%

And it's almost 100% that if B or C occur, Trump will complain that corrupt Iowa Republican leaders cheated him out of his actual landslide victory.

@mott-the-hoople said
hows those democrat caucuses going?

oh thats right there is none...they will decide for you...suckers (literally)

@mott-the-hoople said
hows those democrat caucuses going?

oh thats right there is none...they will decide for you...suckers (literally)

@no1marauder said
Congratulations! Your record of being 100% wrong remains intact: https://iowademocrats.org/caucus/

@vivify said
For 2020:

https://www.politico.com/story/2019/09/06/republicans-cancel-primaries-trump-challengers-1483126

Republicans to scrap primaries and caucuses as Trump challengers cry foul

@mott-the-hoople said
“Four states are poised”

easily duped arent you?

Five States Have Already Canceled GOP Primaries.

Kansas, Alaska, South Carolina, Arizona, and Nevada have all canceled their Republican primaries/caucuses in order to throw their support fully behind President Donald Trump

@no1marauder said
Pundit time! Trump will:

A) Get a solid majority of votes;

B) Finish first with a plurality but not a majority;

C) Lose to Haley or DeSantis in a shocking upset.

My back of the envelope percentage probabilities for the above are:

A) 40%
B) 55%
C) 5%

And it's almost 100% that if B or C occur, Trump will complain that corrupt Iowa Republican leaders cheated him out of his actual landslide victory.

@mott-the-hoople said
hows those democrat caucuses going?

oh thats right there is none...they will decide for you...suckers (literally)

@vivify said
For 2020:

https://fortune.com/2019/10/10/trump-2020-republican-primaries-cancelled/

Five States Have Already Canceled GOP Primaries.

Kansas, Alaska, South Carolina, Arizona, and Nevada have all canceled their Republican primaries/caucuses in order to throw their support fully behind President Donald Trump

@averagejoe1 said
If you hyenas are called off, he is your president, percentages etc notwithstanding. Unless Michelle enters. Then who knows?

The former president also surpassed Democrat Walter Mondale’s margin of victory, winning 51 per cent of the vote with 95 per cent of all counties reporting on Monday evening.

@earl-of-trumps said
The former president also surpassed Democrat Walter Mondale’s margin of victory, winning 51 per cent of the vote with 95 per cent of all counties reporting on Monday evening.