Letter: Farewells and malicitations to usher out 2016
There is no love lost as 2016 exits, but some gratitudes and farewells are in order.
Goodbye President Obama, your stagnant economy, executive orders, unaffordable healthcare, ISIS expansion and divisive legacy. Jimmy Carter thanks you -- he never looked so good.
To the mainstream media -- sorry for your loss. Your meltdowns on election night were delightful. To the Hollywood elites promising to move to Canada (not Mexico) -- how can we miss you if you won't go away?
Thank you liberal academia for enabling our young to be whiny, spoiled, helpless twits. You should care less about offending someone and more about inspiring them.
Goodbye Hillary Clinton (my favorite salutation). Your sister wants her ruby slippers back. Sorry Bernie, but if your hand is too close to the lion's cage, you're going to lose some fingers.
To dingbat Liz Warren -- If only you were a Hillary email, you could go missing forever.
John Kerry is leaving. Aww, John, why the long face? Thanks, Democrats, for getting rid of daft Nancy Pelosi ... oops ... nevermind. Good riddance Harry Reid -- you left your scaly skin behind on the Senate floor.
Thanks Colin Kaepernick for reminding us how many heroes died for your right to be a jackass. Many thanks to our brave men and women in blue. Relax, someone's got your back now.
Cheers to working-class Americans who believe in American exceptionalism, rewarding success and restoring the entrepreneurial spirit. This is what hope looks like, Michelle. Happy 2017!