Steele Calls Same-sex Unions “Incredibly Hot”
30 Mar '10 18:29March 30, 2010
In Turnabout, Michael Steele Calls Same-sex Unions “Incredibly Hot”
GOP Chairman Changes Positions
WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report) - In what appears to be a reversal of a long-standing GOP position, RNC chair Michael Steele said today that he considered same-sex unions "incredibly hot, especially when the girls are getting it on in a glass case."
When asked if his comment meant that the GOP now favored same-sex marriage, Mr. Steele clarified his position: "If we're talking about two hot lesbian girls simulating marriage in a glass case, yes, I am very much into that sort of thing."
Mr. Steele denied that he had changed positions on same-sex union issue, but added, “There’s nothing wrong with changing positions if you like the new one better.”
The GOP chairman could not be reached for further comment, as a spokesman for Mr. Steele said he was all tied up.
Other Republicans were critical, however, about the GOP chairman’s authorizing close to $2000 for a night out at a Los Angeles sex club, including Sen. John Ensign (R-Nevada): "Why spend that kind of money for something you can see in my office for free?"
In Turnabout, Michael Steele Calls Same-sex Unions “Incredibly Hot”
GOP Chairman Changes Positions
WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report) - In what appears to be a reversal of a long-standing GOP position, RNC chair Michael Steele said today that he considered same-sex unions "incredibly hot, especially when the girls are getting it on in a glass case."
When asked if his comment meant that the GOP now favored same-sex marriage, Mr. Steele clarified his position: "If we're talking about two hot lesbian girls simulating marriage in a glass case, yes, I am very much into that sort of thing."
Mr. Steele denied that he had changed positions on same-sex union issue, but added, “There’s nothing wrong with changing positions if you like the new one better.”
The GOP chairman could not be reached for further comment, as a spokesman for Mr. Steele said he was all tied up.
Other Republicans were critical, however, about the GOP chairman’s authorizing close to $2000 for a night out at a Los Angeles sex club, including Sen. John Ensign (R-Nevada): "Why spend that kind of money for something you can see in my office for free?"
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