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Well, it costs a country 1 billion to become a permanent member, trump is chairman for life. trump is the only member with a veto.
Members include Netenyahoo and Putin.
And no one seems to know where the billion dollar buy-in goes…

Hahaha

God damn.

Do I need to crack a joke on this? Do I? Really?
Or is it just too dumb a concept? I mean, you wouldn’t believe the premise if you read it in a bloody novel.

“Bond, forget SPECTRE, there’s a BoP you have to investigate. Here’s the file.”

Bond after glancing at the dossier: “You are bloody joking, aren’t you M? Is it April’s fool day?”

Well… okay… it’s a crap joke. Sorry.
But reality is so much funnier than I.


@shavixmir said
Well, it costs a country 1 billion to become a permanent member, trump is chairman for life. trump is the only member with a veto.
Members include Netenyahoo and Putin.
And no one seems to know where the billion dollar buy-in goes…

Hahaha

God damn.

Do I need to crack a joke on this? Do I? Really?
Or is it just too dumb a concept? I mean, you wouldn’t believe t ...[text shortened]... April’s fool day?”

Well… okay… it’s a crap joke. Sorry.
But reality is so much funnier than I.
No mention of "emoluments" ?


@moonbus said
No mention of "emoluments" ?
Where is that kid who sussed out the Emperor had no clothes when you need him?


@moonbus said
No mention of "emoluments" ?
Wait.

Now it makes sense.

Trump destroyed the world economy for this moment when world leaders would gladly send him a billion dollars to join his little 'He-Man-Liberal-Hater's-Club', and think they got a deal.

Biggest grift ever. But don't you worry, next week he'll be right back to selling $1000 watches that stop working before you even get them.


He’s sooooooo presidential.

And intelligent beyond human comprehension… well, according to himself and below average Joe.


@Suzianne said
Wait.

Now it makes sense.

Trump destroyed the world economy for this moment when world leaders would gladly send him a billion dollars to join his little 'He-Man-Liberal-Hater's-Club', and think they got a deal.

Biggest grift ever. But don't you worry, next week he'll be right back to selling $1000 watches that stop working before you even get them.
Yup, it's all about branding.


I've got a feeling the "Board of Peace" isn't actually going to act at all peacefully.

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@fourfivesix said
I've got a feeling the "Board of Peace" isn't actually going to act at all peacefully.
I think it’s actually: The donald trump Board of Extortion.

But, I’d hate to be cynical.




@shavixmir said
Well, it costs a country 1 billion to become a permanent member, trump is chairman for life. trump is the only member with a veto.
Members include Netenyahoo and Putin.
And no one seems to know where the billion dollar buy-in goes…

Hahaha

God damn.

Do I need to crack a joke on this? Do I? Really?
Or is it just too dumb a concept? I mean, you wouldn’t believe t ...[text shortened]... April’s fool day?”

Well… okay… it’s a crap joke. Sorry.
But reality is so much funnier than I.
With the US out of the WHO, it seems likely Trump will also end support for the UN, which is blatantly antisemitic. If the US withdraws, these organisations will not have the funding to survive, and with Trump laying down the law at Davos, and showing those European pussies who is boss in the west, people have no choice to have some respect for the man. They will join in and the Board of Peace is likely to take over from the UN. From where I sit, things are looking great.


@Rajk999 said
With the US out of the WHO, it seems likely Trump will also end support for the UN, which is blatantly antisemitic. If the US withdraws, these organisations will not have the funding to survive, and with Trump laying down the law at Davos, and showing those European pussies who is boss in the west, people have no choice to have some respect for the man. They will join in an ...[text shortened]... the Board of Peace is likely to take over from the UN. From where I sit, things are looking great.
Seems like lefties are against world peace if Trump gets the credit.


@Sleepyguy said
Seems like lefties are against world peace if Trump gets the credit.
Yes .. totally irrational hatred. Somewhere I saw a meme depicting Trump saving a child from being eaten by a shark and the liberal left were complaining that Trump is depriving an endangered species from their meal.


@shavixmir said
Well, it costs a country 1 billion to become a permanent member, trump is chairman for life. trump is the only member with a veto.
Members include Netenyahoo and Putin.
And no one seems to know where the billion dollar buy-in goes…

Hahaha

God damn.

Do I need to crack a joke on this? Do I? Really?
Or is it just too dumb a concept? I mean, you wouldn’t believe t ...[text shortened]... April’s fool day?”

Well… okay… it’s a crap joke. Sorry.
But reality is so much funnier than I.
It’s called LEADERSHIP. No one is forced to join you know.

Why are you against peace?

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