The Kumquat Despot is Flipping Out

@shavixmir
Most sociopaths have ego problems.

@Soothfast

What next? The „Satsuma Satrap“?

@moonbus said
@Soothfast

What next? The „Satsuma Satrap“?

@Ponderable said
That is even an alliteration, but a "satrap" still has superiors...

@moonbus said
@Soothfast

What next? The „Satsuma Satrap“?

@happy-chappy
Trump is LOVED by the 60 IQ crowd and that is exactly what he wants.

Moonbus: How about “Satsuma Sultan” then.
Soothfast: That's a good one

All this highbrow humor going over my head. Please lower your level of jokes to couch-shagging for us less intelligent folks.

@vivify said
Moonbus: How about “Satsuma Sultan” then.
Soothfast: That's a good one

All this highbrow humor going over my head. Please lower your level of jokes to couch-shagging for us less intelligent folks.

@moonbus said
Ok, howbout “the orange sesspool”? Sorry, doesn’t rhyme or alliterate though.

@Soothfast

“Cantaloupe Caligula.”

“Mango Machiavelli.”

“The Cheddar Shredder.”

“The Tiny-Handed Horned Kiwano.”

“The Turmeric Tyrant.”

“The Clementine Kleptocrat.”