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  1. Standard member smw6869
    Granny
    24 Dec '09 20:19
    To All My Democratic Friends:

    Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, my best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low-stress, non-addictive, gender-neutral celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasion and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all. I also wish you a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2010, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have helped make America great. Not to imply that America is necessarily greater than any other country nor the only America in the Western Hemisphere . Also, this wish is made without regard to the race, creed, color, age, physical ability-agility-stability, religious faith or sexual preference of the wish giver or receiver.

    To My Republican Friends:
    Have a very Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year in the year of our Lord Jesus Christ 2010.
  2. 24 Dec '09 20:30
    Even though you copied and pasted that it was quite funny. Very witty for whoever wrote it.
  3. Standard member monster truck
    Walleye Guy
    24 Dec '09 20:44
    What about us poor saps with no party affiliation?
    Left to wander some sort of Holiday Purgatory no doubt.

    Festivus it is!
  4. Standard member smw6869
    Granny
    24 Dec '09 21:43
    Originally posted by monster truck
    What about us poor saps with no party affiliation?
    Left to wander some sort of Holiday Purgatory no doubt.

    Festivus it is!
    Affiliate yourself Now or the baby Jesus will remove your eyeballs thru your anus and use them for fish bait.

    GRANNY.
  5. 24 Dec '09 21:44
    Originally posted by smw6869
    To All My Democratic Friends:

    Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, my best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low-stress, non-addictive, gender-neutral celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, or secular pract ...[text shortened]... Have a very Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year in the year of our Lord Jesus Christ 2010.
    What about all of us Islamic socialists and communists?
  6. Standard member smw6869
    Granny
    24 Dec '09 22:04
    Originally posted by scherzo
    What about all of us Islamic socialists and communists?
    To all Islamic socialists i say, "Have a happy baby eating frenzy", and to my Commie buds, "kill a socialist for Christ".

    GRANNY.
  7. 24 Dec '09 23:09
    Originally posted by smw6869
    To All My Democratic Friends:

    Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, my best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low-stress, non-addictive, gender-neutral celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, or secular pract ...[text shortened]... Have a very Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year in the year of our Lord Jesus Christ 2010.
    TOO FUNNY!!!
  8. 24 Dec '09 23:15
    Originally posted by smw6869
    To all Islamic socialists i say, "Have a happy baby eating frenzy", and to my Commie buds, "kill a socialist for Christ".

    GRANNY.
    You forgot to wish them a happy new year.
  9. 25 Dec '09 02:28
    Originally posted by whodey
    You forgot to wish them a happy new year.
    Indeed she did. I'm very disappointed, Granny.