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    05 Oct '18 12:51
    ... as he boards AF1

    Please tell me this is true; the jokes just write themselves!

    https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/us-politics/donald-trump-air-force-one-toilet-paper-stuck-shoe-minnesota-rally-a8569656.html
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    05 Oct '18 14:08
    @divegeester said
    ... as he boards AF1

    Please tell me this is true; the jokes just write themselves!

    https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/us-politics/donald-trump-air-force-one-toilet-paper-stuck-shoe-minnesota-rally-a8569656.html
    No doubt after wiping his ass in the limo.....
  3. Standard memberkaroly aczel
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    06 Oct '18 06:091 edit
    @divegeester said
    ... as he boards AF1

    Please tell me this is true; the jokes just write themselves!

    https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/us-politics/donald-trump-air-force-one-toilet-paper-stuck-shoe-minnesota-rally-a8569656.html
    lmfao. I guess his hooker dropped it in the bottom of his limo and it got stuck there with some sort of 'glue' .

    ..and they all just watched and said nothing ...
  4. SubscriberSuzianne
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    06 Oct '18 07:26
    I did see this, after being alerted to it, and this is the best bright spot in an otherwise disappointing day.
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    @suzianne said
    I did see this, after being alerted to it, and this is the best bright spot in an otherwise disappointing day.
    I just love how the security guys turn away “I’m not telling him...you tell him...never mind he’s gone now...”
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    06 Oct '18 10:48
    Hilarious! Couldn't have happened to a nicer guy.

    YouTube
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    @wolfe63 said
    Hilarious! Couldn't have happened to a nicer guy.

    [youtube]rSxvc8sSh0U[/youtube]
    I never thought I'd live to see another president make George Bush Jr.'s gaffes and embarrassing moments look so minor-league:

    YouTube - "trying to escape"

    YouTube - "it's a size 10 shoe"

    YouTube - "too many OB/GYN's aren't able to practice their love with women"

    Some oldies, but goodies. Enjoy!
  8. Standard memberwolfgang59
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    @wolfe63 said
    Hilarious! Couldn't have happened to a nicer guy.

    [youtube]rSxvc8sSh0U[/youtube]
    According to Nikki Haley the President deliberately attached the toilet paper to show he is one of the people.

    And remember -

    We are not laughing at him - we are laughing with him.
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    06 Oct '18 23:39
    and I didn't think you liberals could become any more childish...really, this is what you are about?
  10. Standard memberwolfgang59
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    @mott-the-hoople said
    and I didn't think you liberals could become any more childish...really, this is what you are about?
    How would a fully rounded adult like yourself describe
    the scene of the POTUS with bog roll on his foot?

    dignified?
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    @sonhouse said
    No doubt after wiping his ass in the limo.....
    Na. He just finished jackin off over his latest victory. 😢
  12. SubscriberSuzianne
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    @mott-the-hoople said
    and I didn't think you liberals could become any more childish...really, this is what you are about?
    At least we're not all celebrating because another sexual assaulter got away with it.

    We're laughing to keep from crying, you orangutan.
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    @wolfe63 said
    I never thought I'd live to see another president make George Bush Jr.'s gaffes and embarrassing moments look so minor-league:

    [youtube]ew7yUtVhV6w[/youtube] - "trying to escape"

    [youtube]TxNprnas7i8[/youtube] - "it's a size 10 shoe"

    [youtube]TxNprnas7i8[/youtube] - "too many OB/GYN's aren't able to practice their love with women"

    Some oldies, but goodies. Enjoy!
    Videos 2 and 3 are the same but are blocked for some reason.
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    @divegeester said
    Videos 2 and 3 are the same but are blocked for some reason.
    I see that. I have no idea why that's happened.
    They played immediately after I linked them.

    (conservative pixies maybe?)
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    Coming soon.
    A 25% tariff on toilet paper from China !! 😆
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