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Trump could conduct Beethoven’s 7th!

Trump could conduct Beethoven’s 7th!

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Trump could conduct Beethoven’s 7th!


@AverageJoe1

The silence is deafening.


@moonbus said
@AverageJoe1

The silence is deafening.
The maestro is trying to remember how it starts.


Here's how it goes:


@moonbus said
@AverageJoe1

The silence is deafening.
Maybe he’s confusing Beethoven’s 7th with sitting on the toilet and sobbing quietly.

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@averagejoe1 said
He could also fart in your general direction and reap some applause.

Your Point? Hopefully not that you believe that person would be able to conduct a symphonic orchestra (which takes some knowledge) nor that he could begin to understand what it would take to prepare the orchestra.


@ponderable said
He could also fart in your general direction and reap some applause.

Your Point? Hopefully not that you believe that person would be able to conduct a symphonic orchestra (which takes some knowledge) nor that he could begin to understand what it would take to prepare the orchestra.
My point, simply put, I venture that your man Biden, (who needs to get out in the sun) simply does not have the wherewithal or the stamina to balance the balls in the air as Trump does quite naturally. Seriously, do you think Biden could float through all of that? He can't do it, ponderman.

My orchestra analogy should be obvious, getting the violins to do some staccato while the french horns are playing one level below them in half-time. Picture Biden with that half-open moronic stare, mouth agape. He is not all there, ponder.


@averagejoe1 said
Trump has built new nuclear weapons.
He said so.

How hard can Beethoven's 7th be ? 😛


@averagejoe1 said
My point, simply put, I venture that your man Biden, (who needs to get out in the sun) simply does not have the wherewithal or the stamina to balance the balls in the air as Trump does quite naturally. Seriously, do you think Biden could float through all of that? He can't do it, ponderman.

My orchestra analogy should be obvious, getting the violins to do some stacca ...[text shortened]... f-time. Picture Biden with that half-open moronic stare, mouth agape. He is not all there, ponder.
Well the androgynous Trump certainly has the same girly hair as Beethoven and he’s deaf to any good advice that comes his way. So yeah you might be on to something here Joe.

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Trump is a performer, like a juggler or magician. A lot of snake oil and magic tricks to entertain his audience and fool them into buying the reality show.
It's really very sad that the Republican Party machine fell for the empty stunts and lies and allowed him into the White House to wreck the US. Biden isn't what I'd choose for a president, but unfortunately the US "democracy of the rich and powerful" can afford to buy a front man who can fool the ordinary people with lies and party tricks.

And no, Trump couldn't conduct himself responsibly in any public job, let alone figure how to do the work required to learn a Beethoven score, even if he could pay someone to stand in for him on the podium.


@mghrn55 said
Trump has built new nuclear weapons.
He said so.

How hard can Beethoven's 7th be ? 😛
hardest as far as I know


@kevcvs57 said
Well the androgynous Trump certainly has the same girly hair as Beethoven and he’s deaf to any good advice that comes his way. So yeah you might be on to something here Joe.
Gotta hand it to you, that is clever. Need more humor int he forum!!!!! Hope Sonhouse read it!


@kewpie said
Trump is a performer, like a juggler or magician. A lot of snake oil and magic tricks to entertain his audience and fool them into buying the reality show.
It's really very sad that the Republican Party machine fell for the empty stunts and lies and allowed him into the White House to wreck the US. Biden isn't what I'd choose for a president, but unfortunately the US "de ...[text shortened]... required to learn a Beethoven score, even if he could pay someone to stand in for him on the podium.
Wreck the US?


@averagejoe1 said
My point, simply put, I venture that your man Biden, (who needs to get out in the sun) simply does not have the wherewithal or the stamina to balance the balls in the air as Trump does quite naturally. Seriously, do you think Biden could float through all of that? He can't do it, ponderman.

My orchestra analogy should be obvious, getting the violins to do some stacca ...[text shortened]... f-time. Picture Biden with that half-open moronic stare, mouth agape. He is not all there, ponder.
Biden is most certainly not my man. But Trump is even less so. Thank God I don't live in the USA


@ponderable said
Biden is most certainly not my man. But Trump is even less so. Thank God I don't live in the USA
I have always been told that this is the country that most of inhabitants of the world would rather live in? Have you heard that before? Very confusing.

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