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  1. Joined
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    05 Oct '15 14:116 edits
    Donald Trump: You're fired!

    Bernie Sanders: We are socialists, America is now far enough left that Dims can adimt it!!

    Ted Cruz: Do I creep you out as I stare directly into the camera and pander to evangelicals or just Whodey?

    Hillary Clinton: What does it matter?

    Rand Paul: Free pot for everybody!

    Carly Fiorina: Who would vote for a face like this you ask Donald? Yes, I adimt it, I'm really a man under this dress

    Chris Christy: I don't understand, I was promised Donuts for participation at this debate

    Martin O'Malley: ????????????????????????????????? (now that I think about it, he may win)

    Ben Carson: Is America ready for their first real black President instead of a half white devil?

    Jeb Bush: I'll change my last name if it helps. No? Didn't think so. I have all the money, I'll win without your vote anyway

    Joe Biden: I could win.................it could happen...............stop laughing at me!

    Rubio: I got the Latino vote!! Losers! Sorry Jeb, marrying latinos and wanting to share your love with the rest of them does not count. In fact, that's just creepy, but to each his own I suppose. I'm sure if pressured SCOTUS will let you marry them all.

    Huckabee: Ted, you bastard, you stole my gig!

    Walker: I can't believe these people are beating me. Screw it, I quit!
  2. Standard memberbill718
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    05 Oct '15 15:36
    Originally posted by whodey
    Donald Trump: You're fired!

    Bernie Sanders: We are socialists, America is now far enough left that Dims can adimt it!!

    Ted Cruz: Do I creep you out as I stare directly into the camera and pander to evangelicals or just Whodey?

    Hillary Clinton: What does it matter?

    Rand Paul: Free pot for everybody!

    Carly Fiorina: Who would vote for a face ...[text shortened]... d, you stole my gig!

    Walker: I can't believe these people are beating me. Screw it, I quit!
    Only 2 candidates really count.

    Trump - If elected President, I plan to run for God, because I really am THAT important!

    Clinton - Today's task: Answer the 10,343rd question about my e mails, then do my photo op.
  3. Joined
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    05 Oct '15 20:413 edits
    Lindsey Graham: Well if I can't be President, maybe I can be the first lady.

    John McCain: Beach, kill, beach, kill, we need troops on the ground. Beach, kill, beach, kill.....

    Say, I sure hate the Tea Party.

    Beach, kill, beach, kill, we need more troops on the ground. Beach, kill, beach, kill..........