🤣🤣 Oh, that Trump press conference 🤣🤣

After a week in hiding, the Messiah has spoken! 🤣

A blow-by-blow of some of the highlights from the mouth of Cadet Bonespurs:

1) Having chickened out of a debate with Harris hosted by ABC News, he continues to push for a debate at his "safe house": Fox News. Anyone not brainwashed knows why. But now he also offers two follow-up debates on ABC and later NBC. A curious arrangement, because bailing out of debates at the last minute is a Trump specialty, and we can be certain that after he gets his Fox News debate, he'll find an excuse to cut and run from the other two. 🤣

2) Now, in front of a broad national audience, and not just at a journalists convention, he repeated racial attacks against Harris, intimating that she is the Democratic candidate for president because of her race. Oh, please continue! 🤣

3) Though in no way in charge of border policy, Putin's favorite son called Harris a "border czar." Why, he's learning Russian words! 🤣

4) "I wanted to play with Biden, but they took Biden away against his will! Waah!" I paraphrase, but that is the gist. 🤣

5) Though Senate Republicans blocked border control reform recently (because it might have helped Biden politically -- party before country, always!), Trump says the influx of immigrants across the border is all Biden's fault. Or something. Actually the border is better controlled now than it ever was in Trump's time. *derp* 🤣

6) Always insecure, always the egotistical little six-year-old, Trump claimed that 20,000 attended his Harrisburg rally recently, with another 20,000 outside who couldn't get in. It was 8000. Total. These newfangled things called "cameras" make this an empirically verifiable fact. 😭

7) "I'm doing very well with black voters...it's possible I won't do as well with black women." Mmmm'kay... 🤣

8) Next up: "Nobody was killed on January 6th." Oh, snap. Tangerine Palpatine, Pumpkin Spice Pol Pot, the Manchurian Cantaloupe -- whatever you call him, he's always "on brand" as a putrefying slime mold. Five people died that day, at the least. 🤮

9) Worse: he again bragged about the size of his crowd on January 6th. The sociopathy, it burnsss usssss.... 😱

10) As reported in the Washington Post: "Donald Trump has now embellished his frequently repeated falsehood that no U.S. soldiers were killed in Afghanistan for 18 months when he was president. Now he says none were shot at either." Jesus H. Zumba-Dancing Christ. 🤮

11) Trumplethinskin says there was a peaceful transfer of power in 2021. Well, what's to say anymore? This toad is a turd. 🤢

12) On a lighter note, Tang Top thinks the issue of abortion is "very much subdued." I love that galactic blind spot. It will come in handy in November, as will the legions of cat ladies coming for Vance. 😺

13) From WaPo again: "Trump baselessly attacked Harris as being 'very bad to Jewish people.' She is married to a Jewish man. He also said Jewish Americans who don’t vote for him 'should have their head examined,' based on his moving the U.S. Embassy to Jerusalem and supporting the annexation of the Golan Heights. Many American Jews object to being characterized as single-issue voters on Israel or being accused of dual loyalties." Oi! 🤣

14) Amazingly, Trump attacks mail-in voting again, and called for "one-day voting." For years now the Republican party has been trying to recondition their cult followers to embrace mail-in voting, because Democrats have been kicking their asses hard with it. Whelp, I guess all that effort by the party has gone straight down the crapper now. 💩


God, I think the ticker is still ticking on this press conference. Trump continues to self-sabotage, and he's taking the GOP down with him. Perhaps he is the Messiah after all. Just not for his home team.

@Soothfast

Further evidence, if any were needed, that Trump has no principles. He's an opportunist who will throw anyone under a bus to get what he wants, and walk back anything he ever said to seem to appeal to whatever fad is popular. If moonwalks were a suddenly popular, he'd moonwalk ('I've done more for Michael Jackson than any president since Abraham Lincoln' ).


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@moonbus

I can grok Trump's sociopathy more than I can grok his followers' unwavering belief that he gives even two s​h​!ts about them.

@Soothfast said
@moonbus

I can grok Trump's sociopathy more than I can grok his followers' unwavering belief that he gives even two s​h​!ts about them.

@Soothfast said
After a week in hiding, the Messiah has spoken! 🤣

A blow-by-blow of some of the highlights from the mouth of Cadet Bonespurs:

1) Having chickened out of a debate with Harris hosted by ABC News, he continues to push for a debate at his "safe house": Fox News. Anyone not brainwashed knows why. But now he also offers two follow-up debates on ABC and later NBC. A cur ...[text shortened]... e's taking the GOP down with him. Perhaps he is the Messiah after all. Just not for his home team.

His mantra should be,” I’m a loser and I am what I appear to be”.🤔👍😁

@Great-Big-Stees said
His mantra should be,” I’m a loser and I am what I appear to be”.🤔👍😁

@Soothfast said
After a week in hiding, the Messiah has spoken! 🤣

A blow-by-blow of some of the highlights from the mouth of Cadet Bonespurs:

1) Having chickened out of a debate with Harris hosted by ABC News, he continues to push for a debate at his "safe house": Fox News. Anyone not brainwashed knows why. But now he also offers two follow-up debates on ABC and later NBC. A cur ...[text shortened]... e's taking the GOP down with him. Perhaps he is the Messiah after all. Just not for his home team.

@AverageJoe1 said
You waste your type, everyone knows Trump loves debate, and Kamal is scared.
She is indeed where she is (race) because a strong SCarolin congressman told Biden to put her as VP if he wants the black vote. Biden wimped. The puppet was born.
CZAR is a russian word. Who knew?
Trump and I say the influx of the millions of illegals , unstopped by Biden, is Biden's doing. Tell us what you mean.
YOur post is boring and too long

@moonbus said
Trump has positioned himself as the poster boy for angry entitlement. A large segment of the American population feel that they were promised something and cheated out of it, and Trump embodies that feeling for them. He’s the crusader who’s going to get it back for them.

@Soothfast said
He had 4 fricking years to deliver the heavens and earth to that lot, and he failed miserably in just about every way. He didn't even "build the wall and make Mexico pay for it." Some folks are just so delusional they cannot be reached even on subspace channels.

@Soothfast said
After a week in hiding, the Messiah has spoken! 🤣

A blow-by-blow of some of the highlights from the mouth of Cadet Bonespurs:

1) Having chickened out of a debate with Harris hosted by ABC News, he continues to push for a debate at his "safe house": Fox News. Anyone not brainwashed knows why. But now he also offers two follow-up debates on ABC and later NBC. A cur ...[text shortened]... e's taking the GOP down with him. Perhaps he is the Messiah after all. Just not for his home team.

@wildgrass said
How this buffoon ever got a single vote will baffle historians for the next thousand years.