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Standard memberGrampy Bobby
General 13 Jan '13 19:42
  1. Standard memberGrampy Bobby
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    13 Jan '13 19:42
    ¿
  2. Standard memberChessPraxis
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    14 Jan '13 01:17
    Originally posted by Grampy Bobby
    [b]¿[/b]
    ¿Que?
  3. Standard memberGrampy Bobby
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    14 Jan '13 04:533 edits
    Originally posted by ChessPraxis

    ¿Que?
    Internet Site Forums seem like Large Cities. (.........................................)

    Each of the Cities has Hotels [ ] [ ] [ ] [ ] [ ] [ ] [ ]

    The Hotels are like Threads [threadid]

    Each Thread has Guests :-), :-)

    Guests are like Posters.

    Most Posters behave [? ?]

    Some don't [¿ ¿]

    Night Auditors get complaints from other Guests :-( :-( :-(

    Rooms cost $39.95 The Unhappy Guests who can't zzzz zzzz

    want their $$$ back.

    Night Auditors call the General Manager, who tells them

    to give the Noisy Guests [¿ ¿] a Second Warning !!!/!!!

    and, then, if these Guests with Poor Manners continue... to call >>>>> the Cops.

    Then the Big Cops show up:

    ""
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    ""
    ºº
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    And, finally, everybody zzzz zzzz zzzz.

    Next Morning all the Happy Guests 🙂 🙂 😉 😉

    decide to come back to the same Hotel [ ]

    next time their Schedule calls for Lodging in that same Large City. (........................)

    (the end)
    .
  4. Subscribercoquette
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    14 Jan '13 05:53
    The elegantly dressed young woman walks confidently into the hotel with her sparkling eyes, svelte figure, and an engaging smile ( * ) ( * ) ! ! !
  5. Standard memberapathist
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    14 Jan '13 18:52
    I almost hate the holodeck. (I'm not sure where that came from.) Physically it fails to make sense, and culturally they (the Enterprise crew) usually wastes it. Worf puts it to decent use, I guess.

    Geordi used it best, I think. Model reality, so you can do your job better plus get a sex/love object happening.
  6. Subscribercoquette
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    14 Jan '13 20:00
    Originally posted by apathist
    I almost hate the holodeck. (I'm not sure where that came from.) Physically it fails to make sense, and culturally they (the Enterprise crew) usually wastes it. Worf puts it to decent use, I guess.

    Geordi used it best, I think. Model reality, so you can do your job better plus get a sex/love object happening.
    i need a translator, but it sounds fascinating
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    14 Jan '13 20:21
    Originally posted by coquette
    i need a translator, but it sounds fascinating
    I think he needs to get out more.
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    14 Jan '13 20:46
    Originally posted by apathist
    I almost hate the holodeck. (I'm not sure where that came from.) Physically it fails to make sense, and culturally they (the Enterprise crew) usually wastes it. Worf puts it to decent use, I guess.

    Geordi used it best, I think. Model reality, so you can do your job better plus get a sex/love object happening.
    Too many hours of Star Trek.
  9. Standard memberapathist
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    14 Jan '13 22:46
    They've been playing the movie cycle on cable lately.

    It's 20 f below tonight. I'll stay in. 😛
  10. Subscribercoquette
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    14 Jan '13 23:34
    and the next guest walks up to the Hotel Register

    Good evening, Senor

    Buenos Noches

    He wore a Harris Tweed jacket

    Spy, she thought
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    15 Jan '13 01:18
    Originally posted by coquette
    The elegantly dressed young woman walks confidently into the hotel with her sparkling eyes, svelte figure, and an engaging smile ( * ) ( * ) ! ! !
    Dress up your own! (Within G-rated limits.)

    http://www.dressupgal.com/elegant-woman.html
  12. Subscribercoquette
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    15 Jan '13 18:39
    Originally posted by JS357
    Dress up your own! (Within G-rated limits.)

    http://www.dressupgal.com/elegant-woman.html
    i loved these! took me way way back. thanks!
  13. Standard memberGrampy Bobby
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    15 Jan '13 19:301 edit
    Originally posted by coquette

    i loved these! took me way way back. thanks!
    "Spy, she thought.

    i loved these! took me

    way way back",

    she said as his limo driver

    whisked her away...

    [2 b cont'd ¿]
  14. SubscriberPonderable
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    18 Jan '13 14:21
    Originally posted by coquette
    and the next guest walks up to the Hotel Register

    Good evening, Senor

    Buenos Noches

    He wore a Harris Tweed jacket

    Spy, she thought
    A somewhat ruffled looking man on his way to check in, most probably not a spy.
  15. Standard memberGrampy Bobby
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    18 Jan '13 14:29
    Originally posted by Ponderable
    A somewhat ruffled looking man on his way to check in, most probably not a spy.
    an astute night auditor, still bleary eyed and wistful,
    thought otherwise. the overbearing general manager
    was called; to the surprise of the animated and nubile
    guest service reps, she answered: "harden, here?"

    one
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