2014 RHP Prose Competition

Originally posted by kevcvs57
'nobody likes a smart ass' I would have used the proper spelling for ass but the mods dont like it.

You are missing a capitalization and a full stop there, chappie.

Originally posted by SwissGambit
You are missing a capitalization and a full stop there, chappie.

In America is a woman's time of the month a 'full-stop'?

-m.

Originally posted by mikelom
In America is a woman's time of the month a 'full-stop'?

-m.

No, thanks to Maxi-pads with WINGS!

Originally posted by SwissGambit
No, thanks to Maxi-pads with [b]WINGS![/b]

I'll give you the capitalisation but I prefer to use a comma rather than a full stop, period.

Originally posted by kevcvs57
I'll give you the capitalisation but I prefer to use a comma rather than a full stop, period.

Some prefer a coma....

So I submitted an entry...you vill nov it by se heavy Accent.

Originally posted by Ponderable
So I submitted an entry...you vill nov it by se heavy Accent.

Ha, good for you.

Originally posted by Grampy Bobby
Some prefer a coma....

Sometimes my feet get so tired I have comatoes.

Originally posted by kevcvs57
Sometimes my feet get so tired I have comatoes.

kev, in medical circles, this redness and swelling in your feet and toes is diagnostically referred to as 'tentomatoes'.

Originally posted by Grampy Bobby
kev, in medical circles, this redness and swelling in your feet and toes is diagnostically referred to as 'tentomatoes'.

They are my curse, if I was fit enough I would walk on my hands.

Originally posted by kevcvs57
They are my curse, if I was fit enough I would walk on my hands.

Maybe consider ordering a set of Rehabilitation Prosthetic Pylons which would enable you to crawl on the floor with dignity.

Originally posted by Suzianne
Ummm, back on topic, who plans to enter this competition this year?

I used to get hopeful with people who post in the thread. But I have learnt now not to get too hopeful and just see what is in my inbox come deadline day

Originally posted by kevcvs57
I'll give you the capitalisation but I prefer to use a comma rather than a full stop, period.

Great, but where was the comma? 😞

Originally posted by Silverstriker

I used to get hopeful with people who post in the thread. But I have learnt now not to get too hopeful and just see what is in my inbox come deadline day

2014 RHP Prose Competition (10 Nov '13 16:16 OP)

"Hello everyone here is a heads up about the next prose competition i have had the pleasure of organising since 2012. The last two years we have had some brilliant entries. Can anyone prevent a potential hat trick from mike169?

Here are the rules

Maximum word length is 750 words

You can submit up to two entries

The 2014 topic will be a choice of Holidays and the normal option of freestyle is available

Entries not to be posted on forums they need to be sent to me via email send your entries to silverstriker2@hotmail.co.uk (please send me a pm to tell me your entry's title so i know who has written what)

Deadline is January 12th 2014

Good luck all"

Originally posted by Grampy Bobby
[b]2014 RHP Prose Competition (10 Nov '13 16:16 OP)

"Hello everyone here is a heads up about the next prose competition i have had the pleasure of organising since 2012. The last two years we have had some brilliant entries. Can anyone prevent a potential hat trick from mike169?

Here are the rules

Maximum word length is 750 words

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Deadline is January 12th 2014

Good luck all"[/b]

Can't resist the urge to take over, can you Bobby? Let the man run the contest his own way.